Doc's Den of Horror.....talk show

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Hey...Hey...I'm on here way early than usual..cause who knows when I will be on...
So our next guest is UMA's Badboy.............Black Lagoon!!

Welcome to the show...
So...yer a singer of a metal band??
What's the name of the Band??
Have ya sold any albums??
Play Local events??Birthdays??Barmitzphas??(laugh track)

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Glad to be here Doc! thanks for inviting me..
Yeh...I'm a singer...I toured with Marky Mark in '87...then I broke out fresh in my solo R&B single...but that didnt fly over very well,so
I started a metal band called Phanatorium.....
We opened for such great metal bands,like....Rigid Fingers,Demorte,Amohalko,RettacS,and Bleeding Sorrow.
We went Gold in 2000....our number one hit was "Scream it like ya mean it!"
We played Jerry Lucas's son's Birthday...made like hundred bucks..and got free beer!!

Well that's all the time we have...everybody give Larry the fill in guy for Black Lagoon, a round of applause.
Join us next time,when the real Black lagoon makes his appearance.

[Wicked Lester]

FUNSTUFFDOC

Keepagoin

[CreepysFan]

Welcome back to the show fear fiends, sitting in for the regular host today is mentally deranged little 'ol me. Tonight our guest will be the UMA's own twisted Prince of Evil......Dr. Teufel Geist.

     

Hiya Doc, hope you don't mind sitting on the other side of the tombstone this time around.

Your name translates into 'Devil Ghost', does it not?

I understand your really into Cryptozoology and the paranormal.

Which legendary cuddly creatures do you feel really exists, and which probably not?

Have any personal favorites in that field?

What are your inclinations towards ghosts and haunted places?

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Is this an interview or interrogation?? get that dang light outta my eyes! 

Yes it's true I am a Devil Ghost...I wanted a name different from anything that's been used...
So..I googled the English to German dictionary and looked up several names, including werewolves,Vampires,etc.
But,I couldnt find one that sounded cool...so then I put in Devil...and Teufel came up...Geist, I already knew about that word,
hence, Poltergeist.
Then I threw a Dr. in front as a tribute to all the mad doctors in the movies...

I do enjoy reading about myths and legends of mysterious monsters, and I like watching shows about the Paranormal.
I have seen things that could be explained as Paranormal, or possible Imagination...I've always have had a wonderful imagination growing up...not much to do when growing up by yerself..so imagination comes in handy

Bigfoot/Sasquatch/SkunkApe/Yowie/Yeti/etc...whatever ya want to call him...I believe they are real...too many sightings not to be real.
Not all sightings are real, the majority are hoaxes, but I believe there is a small percentage that are true statements.

As for the creatures of the sea,oceans, even the Loch Ness....those waters hold many mysteries in the deep depths...so who knows what lurks down below.

I cannot answer the question on Ghosts...or I will be breaking the UMA law on Religion...sorry

As that all the questions??

[CreepysFan]

Yeah, there have been an increasing number of giant Squid sightings over the last decade. A creature many thought to be mearly legend untill recently. So maybe its just a matter of time untill Bigfoot could be proven as well.

So Doc what else do you want to share with your UMA family?

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Well many belive that I am a closet fan of Hanna Montana..due to a certain indivudual...
I like to state for the record, that this is a horrible lie...to defame my unfame status..
I have never chopped down a cherry tree..it was a Mulberry tree and my Father taught me never to chop a tree down again..
I only inhale on wknds....and sometimes during the week too 
I love all things Horror...as long as it's not over the top...like Hostel or Devil's Rejects..types of movies.
I like my horror movies cheesy with crackers....

I collect Military Helmets,when I have the funds...I have a 1942 British Helmet(WWII)/1956 British Helmet(Korean war)/1924 Tommy Helmet(WWII)/American Helmet from Vietnam/and an Iraqi Helmet that my nephew brought me back from his days serving.
I also have an Italian 1943 Bayonet,a few Nazi coins, a Nazi gun cleaning kit from 1940s, and a Type 99 Japanese Rifle with Japanese writing carved into the wood on the underneath..which one day,I hope to find out what it says.

I also have about 500 HotWheels  and about 350 D&D Minitures....and just over a couple of hundred comic books.
I spend too much time on the internet...it's addicting 

Well...I guess that's about it...I'd like to thank Creepy for stepping into my shoes as host for tonight and being such a wonderful host...
In closing .....I was never on 32nd street on May 3rd,1968....it wasnt me 
You got the wrong guy....

[CreepysFan]

 Thanks Doc, I relinquish this side of the tombstone and the show back to you.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Thank you creepy...but now it's yer turn...
So CreepysFan.....judging by the name and pic...I would say yer a Uncle Creepy fan..why?
How did this come about?
What was yer first experience of a Horror movie??
How long have ya been collecting?
Is there other things..you collect??
I also know you like the Paranormal...so have you had any strange things happen to you??
What about Monster legends..any you believe exist??
and please do tell us about yer fascination of Lizzie Maguire(however you spell her name)

[CreepysFan]

 

Thanks Doc, It's good to be here among friends. Oh wait, Scatter and Primate arn't here are they.

     

Good 'ol Uncle Creepy is indeed an idol of mine, a beloved icon carried over from childhood.

I discovered the Warren magazines pretty young and was instantly hooked. They lead to an odsession towards collecting monsters, although I leaned more towards books and magazines than toys like most kids.

As far as other collecting: Japanese Manga, comic books, true ghost collections.

I can't remember what exactly my first horror movie was, Mom was a fan of these movies and dragged us to the weekend Drive-in horror shows since I could walk. The first one to leave a real impression on me was 'Night of the Living Dead'.

My interrest in the Paranormal lies almost exclusively with ghosts. I lived in a messed up house when very young, which left an impression on me.

On the legend topic, the Jersey Devil always held my interrest.

No real fascination with Lizzy McQuire, just think it's a cool fun show. Much like I Carly.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

I think our audience would like to hear more about you living in a messed up house,what do you mean by messed up???
Are you saying it was Haunted??
Why the Jersey Devil? and how far do you go in believing in it??

NOTLD...huh?...I figured yer first movie would have been "Nosferatu"....
Just joking...I know yer not that old..close maybe lol..

When and why did you join the UMA??

[CreepysFan]

During the day the house was relatively normal, but at night there was a depressive quality to the back end (where my bedroom was). I wouldn't go into that room until made to go to bed, and then only with the light on. I never had to have a light before or after that house in Valdosta Georgia. There were a lot of times I woke up during the night afraid and went to sleep on the living room couch. Although I don't remember it, Mom later said I used to hear someone talking in that room and moving shadows. Apparently the house besides ours was having similar problems, since the neighbor started talking to Mom about such things. Her daughter looked into the history of the area but never learned anything.  The lady next door wrote Mom after we moved, telling her the people there had a dog that would not go into that one room. I don't remember ever seeing anything, but it left an impression that's given me a fascination with ghosts. I've never lived anywhere else that made me feel bad just being there.

       

I've read about the Jersey Devil in occult magazines like Beyond, Fate, and Beyond Reality since my early teens and always found it interesting. As far as believing, I guess I would have to see before truly believing.

     

I've had a love for the classic monsters since my first Famous monsters, which has stuck with me my whole life. So after discovering this site, I was like a kid in a candy store.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Have you given it a thought,to go back to yer old house??
Isnt there a part of you,that wants answers??
How old is the house? do ya know?
I dont know about the audience,but you have peaked my interest in yer old house now.


so with that being said...I did a little research on Valdosta,GA.... and here's what I found....
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Out in naylor right at the intersection if you are heading from the downtown valdosta area as soon as you see the firestation turn right on to that road and go down about 2 or three roads to lower grand bay road on that dirt road there is temperature drops unexplained mists and shadows that move up and down that whole road.
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Throughout my childhood years, I often saw a young boy poke his head out from around a brick pillar on my grandfather's porch. When I would run out to look for him, no one was there, nor did I see him run away across the empty yard. It wasn't until I was older that I realised that the child stayed the same age. When I was in my early twenties, a few months before my grandfather passed away, he came into the living room around 1am swearing that he had seen a 10 year old boy run from his bedroom up the hall.
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Most of the people here in Valdosta, Georgia are merrily uninformed of the terrible secrets this town keeps; some long     
    dead folks from long ago have come back to this place. Moonlight hour is undeparted time here. A number of locals argue there are no spirits, but the undeceased spirits of Valdosta are all too real.

These are some of the spooky things that have happened here recently.

A female with an axe in her head was noticed by Cherry 
   Lake Dam on a dark night staring at the water. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been many additional stories of this specific ghost. Based on what the residents allege, this ghost is the undead soul of an old Valdosta local resident.

A drifting ghost has frequently been spotted on the water's edge of Cherry Lake trying to locate a person. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.

The phantom of a young-looking Indian combatant is frequently observed resting on a stool in a home near Valdosta.

The ghost of a muscular lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe is known to have been noticed on many instances crying in Barber Park on a dark night. People who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through Valdosta some time ago.

A menacing skeleton may regularly be spotted flinging boulders into the flowing water at Bay Branch before sunrise.

A guy that transformed into 
a vampire can be perceived frequently in the backseat of a pickup by the driver setting eyes on the phantom in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. Well, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that should be kept away from. 

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The ghost of a pregnant woman has now and then been distinguished gardening in the back yard of a flat in Valdosta. In any case, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that is rather not disrupted.

A beheaded man is once in a while noticed struggling to conceal a cadaver in Mud Swamp before sunrise. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across after midnight.

A female with her head amputated has supposedly been spotted on several instances taking a rest in an armchair in a home in Valdosta.

An army uniform striding around without a body in it can every now and then be seen startling folks next to a streetlight in Valdosta. Residents allege that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Valdosta some decades ago. Either way, it is unquestionably a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.

The ghost of a civil war fighter has regularly been seen in Suwannee River State Park right by the park headquarters calling people's names.

The spirit of an awfully     
    scorched lady is regularly observed marching from residence to residence around midnight on a Valdosta avenue.

The spirit of an engine driver is known to have been perceived on a small number of instances rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Valdosta trailer in the early morning hours. In any case, this ghost sure is scary; one 
   that should be avoided.

A woman without a head may frequently be distinguished staring at folks in a Valdosta trailer through a peephole. A local resident argues that this ghost loves startling unwise people who are brave enough to upset the tranquility in Valdosta.

[CreepysFan]

Wow, so it isn't just that house, the whole town of Valdosta is messed up. Dad was stationed there from `65 to `68, I was there age 3 to 6 but I've thought about going back for answers many times.  I have is a photo of the house's front, and the house's street address, 2307 Melrose Dr.  One day I might try to go check it out, but don't really know how to approach the people who might be living there now.

     

Thanks for having me on your show Doc. Take care.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Anytime creepy..thanks for being on....
Doc looks at the audience and says" if anyone out there,would like to be on the show,just contact me..via PM.."
"Goodnight boils and ghouls"