Dracula vs. Coffin Joe Roast off

[raycastile]

Ah, and that reminds me.  Coffin Joe was never played by John Carradine.  Say what you will about Carradine's career overall, but you gotta admit, his Dracula smells worse than a wreath of garlic.

Coffin Joe was never played by Zandor Vorkov, either.  Though his voice does sometimes echo like Vorkov's.

[Gary D Macabre]

Dracula was played by Bela Lugosi, Lon Jr. and Christopher Lee

[SpankRamen]

There are no cheesy cinematic spoofs of Zé Do Caixão. Dracula... LOVE AT FIRST BITE.

[Gary D Macabre]

Dracula plays such a large part in the mainstream Pop Culture, Mel Brooks even took a shot at him with the cheesy cinematic spoof  Dead and Loving It

[Tom Smith Monsternut]

Sorry but the end all is that the whole world knows the name..Dracula and fears it.
Who even knows about Zé Do Caixão or Coffin Joe ?
I did not even know about him until you guys started to discuss him on the board.

O bye the way .. I did get the first DVD and started watching it ,fell asleep, tried watching it again,fell asleep again ,Is it a spell ? or is it just plain boaring ?

Tom

[SpankRamen]

Zé Do Caixão is loved & adored by true fans of horror & independent film in general. Dracula is popular because Hollywood has been spoonfeeding the public the same image over & over again for over 70 (nearly 80) years!

[monsterphile]

There are no cheesy cinematic spoofs of Zé Do Caixão. Dracula... LOVE AT FIRST BITE.

Zé Do Caixão IS the cheesy spoof of Zé Do Caixão.

[The Drunken Severed Head]

"Zé Do Caixão IS the cheesy spoof of Zé Do Caixão."

UMA laugh of the day!

Thanks, Rob!

[SpankRamen]

Zé Do Caixão IS the cheesy spoof of Zé Do Caixão.

Ooooh! I'll remember that everytime I look at a box of Count Chocula.

[raycastile]

Not sure if this photo helps or hurts our side.



I might be mistaken, but it looks like Mojica is throwing his support with the Dracula camp!

[Tom Smith Monsternut]

After seeing Ray's last picture I call Dracula the winner
Even Zé Do Caixão consitters him the master of all evil things by wearing his ring !
How he got it on his hand with those long fingernails I'll never know.

What is the deal with those fingernails anyway ? How can you kill someone when you can't even get your hands around their throat ? How can he even eat  without poking himself in the eye ? And how does he unzip his fly ?.. Very slowly I would think 

[SpankRamen]

How can you kill someone when you can't even get your hands around their throat ?
How can he even eat  without poking himself in the eye ?
And how does he unzip his fly ?.. Very slowly I would think 

To answer the first 2 questions, one only has to watch "At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul".
If you really want to know how he unzips his pants , watch "Perversion" (Perversão-Estrupro).

[Nicole]

If you really want to know how he unzips his pants , watch "Perversion" (Perversão-Estrupro).

Spank, you crack me up. 

Since this discussion is already starting to get derailed a bit anyway, I'd just like to point out that long fingernails have NEVER been a hindrance for Zé. In fact, they give him an extra edge in close range combat, which is good, since Dracula needs to get in close before he can do any damage to his foes.

[SpankRamen]

Yeah, close combat. I'd pay good money for a UFC-styled "Fingernails & Fangs" match. 

[fmofmpls]

Aw shucks, I'm getting here a tad late. I wanna play too. Let me see ..

Dracula doesn't differentiate his victims. Men, women, and children are all fair game.

Coffin Joe protects little children.