NEWS OF THE WORLD - Current Events (May Be Disturbing, No Politics Please)

[Unknown Primate]

Yes, it does.

[long live kong]

So, I win the lottery and have my head criogenically frozen. Skip forward 2000 years. I am awoken, my surroundings are unfamiliar and strange. I am face to face with an angelic looking androgynous youth. (I'm guessing it is male, but I could be wrong). He/she speaks in a strange tongue (it is actually an evolved form of Mandarin).
I am hoisted up. I have no body! I am a head! I am placed in a box. Perhaps I am being taken away for integration. I am a living relic, perhaps they want to pick my brain and learn all about the past. I am eventually removed from the box. I am placed on a table. Before me is a room full of angelic looking androgynous youths. ITS SHOW AND TELL!!

[Unknown Primate]

Now, THAT'S a great idea for one of the stories in a horror anthology!

[Fester]

Interesting article UP.
Adds a whole new meaning to getting ahead . . Or getting h !

But . . .

Why can't I shake the image of Ray Milland and Rosie Greer?

[Monsters For Sale]

Or you pick out a healthy, handsome, unwilling donor and cause him to die of blunt force trauma in the hospital parking lot.

The operation is successful and the doctor says that with current medical advances you should live at minimum another 120 years - with future anticipated advances perhaps twice that long.

Then Columbo nails you for the murder of your present body and you are sentenced to life in prison.

[long live kong]

In a world where head transplants are the norm, a better punishment would be to re-transplant the offender's head onto the body of a Laama, or similar beast.

Off topic but....if a Siamese twin commits a murder, lets say one twin kills their mother whilst the other is sleeping, how do you punish the guilty twin? (Without the use of a head transplant).

[Monsters For Sale]

Sounds like the Brave New World's real winners will be the lawyers.

(See - Nothing really changes.)

[Unknown Primate]

Max may find a new home!

[long live kong]

Humans could one day grow their own teeth as sharks do. Scientists have isolated stem cells that control the reproduction of teeth in fish. Dr. Gareth Fraser, from Sheffield university (Sheffield being a city in which your chances of losing a tooth, particularly in the city centre on a Friday night, are extremely high) states: "With our extended lives and diets, our limited supply of teeth is really no longer fit for purpose". Indeed. And now for the best bit....he added that humans could even evolve to grow beaks, as some fish have.

[Unknown Primate]

That doctor's a quack...   

[Count_Zirock]

And now for the best bit....he added that humans could even evolve to grow beaks, as some fish have.

He never saw Karl Malden or Tim Roth, did he?

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[long live kong]

That doctor's a quack...   

Hahaaa!! Why didn't I think of that one!

He never saw Karl Malden or Tim Roth, did he?

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Or Adrian Brody!

[Count_Zirock]

http://www.minds.com/blog/view/144418/sea-monster-caught-on-oil-rig-cam-what-the-hell-is-it

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[long live kong]

What in the name of my good giddy aunt is that?!

[tv horror]

Why it's Jake Busey "I's got me a score of 31!"