NEWS OF THE WORLD - Current Events (May Be Disturbing, No Politics Please)

[CreepysFan]

Here's Why The World Is Going To End On May 21, 2011.... I just thought it was cool that there's a prediction that the dead will walk the Earth tomorrow at 6pm!

     

   Ooops, it's 6:06.  Maybe I teased Doc and Scatter just a little too much.   

[Hepcat]

So can someone tell me whether the world ended or not?

[FACTO2]

So can someone tell me whether the world ended or not?    

Apparently not, unless it's going by Hawaii time.   :roll:

And the current view from Harold Camping's front window...

[Hepcat]

Are those the Bible thumpers who were predicting the end of the world?

[Gasport]

I was really hoping that guy who predicted the end of the world would spontaneously combust at the designated hour.  I mean, throw us a bone here, would ya ?... As far as the Arnold thing goes, i love to read all his quotes using Conan O'Brien's imitation of his voice. [where he takes a bite of an imaginary sausage at the end of every sentence] I feel about as sorry for him as i did for  when Obama publicly dissed him at that dinner.

[FACTO2]

Are those the Bible thumpers who were predicting the end of the world?    

Well, I won't use the phrase "Bible thumpers" but... yeah, sorta.  Here was the original story I read...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110519/ts_yblog_thelookout/pr-campaign-for-the-apocalypse-seems-to-be-working
Here's a pretty good vid from CBS after...
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/05/21/eveningnews/main20065059.shtml
And by the way, the official name for today is "Apocalypse Not."

[Wicked Lester]

It's TRUE it's True. We were sitting around drinking beers and margaritas and suddenly one of my friends just went "POOF" shirt jeans undies and shoes just left on the lawn.
We were joking about what  was going to happen and suddenly we knew the truth. The chipmunks went crazy and were actually being cannibalistic and tearing each other up. It WAS a bloodbath to be remembered. Little bodies everywhere and the dead neighbors came out martini glasses intact came toddling towards us.. A couple shotgun blasts and a few machete slices later we are all fine and huddling in the basement of my friends new big home talking strategy.
Cleaning my shotgun is lots of fun ,killing zombies 'GET ER DONE" WTF?
I HATE scary real stuff.

[charp13]

I'm glad I heard about this around 7:00 pm on Saturday!  Why didn't anyone want me to know?  I guess I was too busy watching my Netflix free 30 day trial and not watching the news or reading Yahoo.   Oh well.....

[Haunted hearse]

Apparently not, unless it's going by Hawaii time.   :roll:

And the current view from Harold Camping's front window...

Well Camping's latest story is that Judgement day happened, it was an invisble judgement day.  However the end of the world will take place on Oct 21st.  Better plan your Halloween festivities 10 days early.

[charp13]

Oh No!!! Not another one!  I told my daughter that I would read up on Rapture, because we don't really know the details about the whole thing. I would really like it explained to me, just so I know what other people are expecting and I can be supportive. So I guess I'll be reading some Wikipedia before October 21st.

[Haunted hearse]

At the Unified Church of Bedrock, Rev. Alley Oop has insisted the Raptor is when a group of tiny T-rexes will emerge from the bowels of the earth to devour mankind, so that King Zor can rule for a thousand years.

[FACTO2]

Well Camping's latest story is that Judgement day happened, it was an invisble judgement day.  However the end of the world will take place on Oct 21st.  Better plan your Halloween festivities 10 days early. 

Really?  Or is this a joke?  I know the prediction is a joke but I hadn't heard about Camping making another prediction.  Link to news story?

[Halloween Jeff]

http://www2.timesdispatch.com/news/2011/may/24/ooops-radio-host-says-he-missed-end-world-5-months-ar-1060508/

now its October, baby!



Bizarro Jeff

[Sean]

Yes, the good news is that NOW the dead will rise from their graves on Oct. 21st... and it THAT doesn't come true----------then this clown will make it Oct. 31st and some legally blind granny will have a heartattack when Casper knocks on her door looking for a Clark bar.    



 


I would like Francis Dollarhyde get this guy and do the thing with the wheelchair to him.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK59BLeUOmE&feature=player_detailpage#t=2s

[Scatter]

Since Camping claims to know so much about the Bible, I wonder if he remembers reading some of THESE verses?

"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."

"Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits to see whether they are from God, for many false prophets have gone out into the world."

"But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will also be false teachers among you, who will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing swift destruction upon themselves.  And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of the truth will be maligned; and in their greed they will exploit you with false words;"

This is the SECOND time he's made these false prophecies, and we still haven't seen his FIRST admission he was wrong.......nor any confession of sin or repentance.

Like Jesus Himself said........this guy is nothing but a wolf in sheep's clothing.