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Fester

#600
February 10, 2013, 12:10:17 AM
  This might explain that burning sensation when he urinates . . .


Man shoots self in groin with flare gun

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla., Feb. 5 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was hospitalized with burn wounds after accidentally shooting himself in the groin with a flare gun.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded to a medical assistance call Sunday in Lehigh Acres and arrived to find Jorge Perez, 23, with multiple burns and lacerations on his genital region, WZVN-TV, Fort Myers, reported Tuesday.

Perez told deputies he had loaded the flare gun and set it down Sunday. He later picked it up and, forgetting he had loaded it, fired it at the ground.

The man said the flare bounced off the floor and struck him in the genitals.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/02/05/Man-shoots-self-in-groin-with-flare-gun/UPI-73451360097271/#ixzz2KTBxEQG4

Unknown Primate

#601
February 10, 2013, 01:35:52 AM
Okay - let the puns begin!   ;D
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Paladin

#602
February 10, 2013, 11:43:05 AM
Quote from: Fester on February 10, 2013, 12:10:17 AM
  This might explain that burning sensation when he urinates . . .


Man shoots self in groin with flare gun

LEHIGH ACRES, Fla., Feb. 5 (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man was hospitalized with burn wounds after accidentally shooting himself in the groin with a flare gun.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office said deputies responded to a medical assistance call Sunday in Lehigh Acres and arrived to find Jorge Perez, 23, with multiple burns and lacerations on his genital region, WZVN-TV, Fort Myers, reported Tuesday.

Perez told deputies he had loaded the flare gun and set it down Sunday. He later picked it up and, forgetting he had loaded it, fired it at the ground.

The man said the flare bounced off the floor and struck him in the genitals.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/02/05/Man-shoots-self-in-groin-with-flare-gun/UPI-73451360097271/#ixzz2KTBxEQG4

That's a great big ouch!!
"Traveler of both time and space..."

Fester

#603
February 11, 2013, 12:24:21 AM
Quote from: Unknown Primate on February 10, 2013, 01:35:52 AM
Okay - let the puns begin!   ;D


You mean like this?
He shouldn't have gone off half-cocked. ::)

Unknown Primate

#604
February 11, 2013, 02:27:11 AM
Yes.  :D
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Unknown Primate

#605
February 11, 2013, 02:28:44 AM
Hot dog!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Fester

#606
February 11, 2013, 02:44:14 AM
Kind of reminded me of Christmas.


Chestnuts roasting on an open fire . . . ::)

Monsters For Sale

#607
February 11, 2013, 05:15:08 AM

Sounds more like he shot himself in the groan.
ADAM

Unknown Primate

#608
February 11, 2013, 03:35:09 PM
Oh man!  Speaking of groan!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

tv horror

#609
February 11, 2013, 06:36:32 PM
See...I told you I was hot stuff!

I'm in the hot seat tonight.

I knew flares would come back into fashion.

Flare plus stupidity equals hot pants.

So who's a bright spark now.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

Fester

#610
February 11, 2013, 08:46:44 PM
He'd have to be nuts to try that again.
::)

Unknown Primate

#611
February 11, 2013, 08:58:49 PM
You guys are killing me!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

tv horror

#612
February 12, 2013, 08:59:19 AM
UP that's what he said!
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

Unknown Primate

#613
February 12, 2013, 04:28:49 PM
* DING! * - You WIN, Maurice!   ;D
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Paladin

#614
February 12, 2013, 08:29:04 PM
"Traveler of both time and space..."
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