The official UMA HARD music thread.

[Wicked Lester]

The Oozing Pustules

Anal Blast. I could post a video off YouTube but... I like it here.

[BlackLagoon]

Theres also Seth Putnam's band Anal C--- who is much better at making fun of things then making music. There used to be a guy in a wheelchair that followed the band around and they would sing Elton John's  "I'm still standing" to him...where the guy in the crowd "Wheels"...would retort by saying "Putnam backwards is Manput" Anyway...Seth had a stroke due to smoking crack and is now somewhat paralyzed...in a recent interview he said "dont think I dont find this f'ing hysterical"

Hows that for dedication??.....Anyway, dont waste your money on a cd, because they really do suck!!

Sorry if this post was a little "much".

[Wicked Lester]

Theres also Seth Putnam's band Anal C--- who is much better at making fun of things then making music. There used to be a guy in a wheelchair that followed the band around and they would sing Elton John's  "I'm still standing" to him...where the guy in the crowd "Wheels"...would retort by saying "Putnam backwards is Manput" Anyway...Seth had a stroke due to smoking crack and is now somewhat paralyzed...in a recent interview he said "dont think I dont find this f'ing hysterical"

Hows that for dedication??.....Anyway, dont waste your money on a cd, because they really do suck!!

Sorry if this post was a little "much".

Didn't they do a "song" Pepe the Gay Waiter? I got that on a compilation of death metal back in the day. This came on and I was like WTF is this. I believe they "Morbid Florist" and something like " I Like it When I see You Die. Crazy crappy stuff.

[BlackLagoon]

Your right on the money Wicked. I mean the titles of the songs are good for a chuckle but I think thats about as far as it goes...for me anyway.

[dlhenderson]

As far as band names go, I've always been partial to "Nurse with Wound" and "The Toiling Midgets".

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Twisted Sister- Burn in Hell
Metallica-Am I Evil
Motley Crue-Shout at the Devil
Warlock-Kiss of Death
Judas Priest-Touch of Evil

what are your faves of those groups?

[BlackLagoon]

Twisted Sister- Burn in Hell
Metallica-Am I Evil
Motley Crue-Shout at the Devil
Warlock-Kiss of Death
Judas Priest-Touch of Evil

what are your faves of those groups?

Twisted Sister- Stay Hungry
Metallica- either Creeping Death or Dyers Eve
Motley Crue- Knock Em Dead Kid
Warlock- not big on em..
Priest- Too many to list, at the moment...All Guns Blazing

[The Creeper]

Thanks Creeper!! I appreciate that!!...We're not sure when its gonna be for sale because our drummer left and we have to re-do how its gonna be packaged and stuff. Next week I know Im getting a few copies on blank discs and I can always send you one of those if you want it....just let me know, and as soon as I get em I'll get your address and ship it out to ya!

I would like one when you get them.  Just let me know when you want my address.

[BlackLagoon]

I would like one when you get them.  Just let me know when you want my address.

No prob man, I should have one in my possession in a few days, I'll keep ya posted!

[Punkrockbillyjack13]

well since this thread is about hard music I just thought I would share what I saw today..


NEW GG ALLIN BOBBLE HEAD!! IT'S REALLY COOL LOOKING!

[BlackLagoon]

Oh man! GG...the record store where I used to hang out at had a few fans there. One day they let me watch a video a few guys were watching in the back room......man that guy was out there!

[Wicked Lester]

Oh man! GG...the record store where I used to hang out at had a few fans there. One day they let me watch a video a few guys were watching in the back room......man that guy was out there!

THAT my friend is an understatement. I could tell some stories about him but the thread would get locked and I'd get banned.

[BlackLagoon]

Lets play an alphabet game, this was inspired by Doc's 5 faves of the bands he stated. We'll go in 3's...so it will be like this..."A" 3 of your favorite bands with said letter, then a favorite song from each....I'll start and we will all follow with the same letter and give it like a full day for everyone to catch up...IF you come in much latter, dont start at "A" just jump in wherever we are....we'll keep going till we all hit Z and then start again...should give us all a better idea of what we listin to in the realm of "heavy" I'll start....

"A"

At The Gates- Under A Serpent Sun
AC/DC- If You Want Blood....
Agnostic Front- Crucified


Continue with "A" until the regulars here all had a go..then onto "B" and so on....

[Punkrockbillyjack13]

Articles of Faith -Up against the Wall
Angelic Upstarts -Police Oppression
Addicts -Songs of Praise

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

AC/DC- Back in Black
ALICE COOPER-Poison
ANTHRAX-Metal Thrashing Mad