UMA Member Photos

[Nicole]

Mike, you look like you could bend a man into a pretzel knot with ease. If I ever need a bodyguard, now I know who to call.

[Scatter]

Mike, you look like you could bend a man into a pretzel knot with ease. If I ever need a bodyguard, now I know who to call.

He also eats what he kills.

[fibbermac]

I'm the one on the left.



Of course, I look a little different after this encounter. 

[toysoldierman2001]

Mike,what organization did you wrestle for?

[Unknown Primate]

Nicole & Tom, actually, it's Mark!  Tom, I worked for different organizations in what was known as the territory days.  The big three were NWA, AWA & WWF (formerly, WWWF and now, of course, WWE).  I didn't work directly for the big three, though I did work with some who did (in independent feds).  Also, did some work with WWA (based in Indianapolis).  I was a journeyman "heel" (you know, the bad guy) who brutalized young clean, scientific wrestlers and then got beat by the shining stars & champions!  Never became famous or rich, and once wrestled for a "crowd" of 35 fans for a whopping 10 bucks! 

Depressed Larry, I've done some advertising & even an indie horror spot or two, but no actual filmwork.  Maybe you're confusing me with Brad Pitt.

Nicole:  Although, I have done some security/bodyguard work, YOU could probably whip me these days, LOL!


And Scatter:  ONLY when I need the carbs!

So as not to turn this into a thread about me, I'll pm you more details, Tom (toysoldierman2001).

Fibbermac, where was that taken?

[Nicole]

Nicole & Tom, actually, it's Mark!

I apologize, Mark. The ol' noggin is not so great with names sometimes. But I never forget a face! Or should that be a "heel?"

[fmofmpls]

Me, in a food establishment, looking pensive.

It's comforting to know that there's plenty of muscle in this army. I hereby declare Unknown Primate as our official UMA bouncer and security officer.

"Don't mess with the toys sir, or I'll have to ask you to leave the building!"

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

"I got one question to ask ya, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do brother!, when Unknown Primate gets you in the Gorilla Crush!"

Simple answer:" I want my Mo.....mm.....y.....eeeeeee.......!!!"

[Unknown Primate]

I apologize, Mark. The ol' noggin is not so great with names sometimes. But I never forget a face! Or should that be a "heel?"

"Face"...  good one!

It's comforting to know that there's plenty of muscle in this army. I hereby declare Unknown Primate as our official UMA bouncer and security officer.

"Don't mess with the toys sir, or I'll have to ask you to leave the building!"

Thanks for the vote of confidence, sir!  It'd be an honor.

[BlackLagoon]

And just for the helluva it, a shot of me (as The Golden Gorilla) with some kids during an outdoor Pro Wrestling Benefit Show for The Boy's Club, circa 1987.

Unknown, from one strength afficianado to another..that is one SUPER BAD A$$ PIC!!!! you look like THE MAN!!! Thats the kinda stuff when I was a bit younger I would tape to the wall in my basement across from my bench just for inspiration and to pysche myself up...awesome awesome shot....You totally couldve beat Mighty Joe in tug-o-war!

[Scatter]

ALL HAIL THE NEW UMA BOUNCER/SECURITY CHIEF!!

[Punkrockbillyjack13]

A MESSAGE FROM THE UNDER WORLD, WE FINALLY BROKE THE CODE...

[Scatter]

A MESSAGE FROM THE UNDER WORLD, WE FINALLY BROKE THE CODE...

Hey Rock, your PM box is full. I can't PM you.

[mike c]

ALL HAIL THE NEW UMA BOUNCER/SECURITY CHIEF!!

Hear! Hear! Way to go Unknown Primate!


Mike C.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

U.P., I think you should bounce Scatter a couple of times, it would be really enjoyable to watch