What Did You Do Today?

[Paul L]

Got home from work 1130pm, watch Killer Shrews & The Giant Gila Monster. This moring had belated birthday cake & ice cream w/the girlfriend (her b-day 7/3), went out shopping for bird baths, then back to work for me.

[typhooforme]

Pulled weeds, cooked cauliflower for lunch, and watched THE HOWARDS OF VIRGINIA, Penny Dreadful's hosting of Bava's BLACK SABBATH with Karloff, Fulci's DON'T TORTURE A DUCKLING, and am finishing the evening with some Hitchcock Presents episodes and watching distant fireworks from my front porch.  Very laid-back day.

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

not much at all, didnt go over to friend's house tonight due to heavy downpour that came in.
Stayed home, and goofed off on computer.

[CreepysFan]

 Spent the day at Karen's mothers house.  Her sister brought 'ALF' dvd's and we watched those.  Scary day. lol.   

[sixshooter]

Took my wife for a boat ride and a little fishing on the bay, back home for some BBQ and watching more of "The Twilight Zone" marathon on Sci-Fi.

[hhwolfman]

Got up, Drank Hot Java, Surf the net.  Went and got Chicken to marinade also Beef Sausage. Also bought Plenty of Cervasa, It was on sale.    Got home Marinated the Chicken. Went to my shop early. Met a Good customer there. Let him look first at a big Silverage Marvel Collection, I just got in.Sold him a few books and a Fantastic Four #1.  Had a few more sales at the shop today. Went home at 4 BBQD and Baked some Taters. MMM MMMMM. The whole family went for a Dip. Played with Silly String. Iceing down some cold ones, getting ready to get on the Roof to watch the Fireworks. Then I will slip in the Monster Room to watch some old Outerlimit Episode. All and All a very nice day.

[Scary Terry]

Saw Elvis Costello and the Imposters live on stage at the "Taste of Minnesota."

[Scatter]

Spent the day at Karen's mothers house.  Her sister brought 'ALF' dvd's and we watched those.  Scary day. lol.   

Given the option of going to the in-laws to watch ALF, or having my rectum stuffed with lit bottle rockets........OK, I'd watch Alf.

[Unknown Primate]

My wife & daughter are visiting relatives, so I've been bachelor-ing it since Friday night.  My ribs hurt and I'm having bouts of vertigo as I type this.  However, last night I fooled around with customizing a few monster figures, interspersed with Twilight Zone episodes.  Watched "Angel Unchained", a great 70's biker/hippie/redneck film.  Today, I sat outside for a couple of hours WITH MY SHIRT OFF, scared some neighbors, drank a few cold ones (beers, not neighbors) and played with my yorkie (ugh!), Josie, The She-Hulk.  She's a big one at 11 lbs.  My daughter's 18 year old, bi-sexual, genius friend, Dexter, stopped by to talk.  We sat outside, me, 350 lbs., basking in the sun, no shirt on, Pink Floyd lounge pants & sunglasses.  Dexter, 130 lbs. long haired, pale goth kid.  The neighbors look even more nervous.  That was two hours ago.  Now, I'm eating some orange sherbet and doing this.

[hhwolfman]

  My daughter's 18 year old, bi-sexual, genius friend, Dexter, stopped by to talk.  We sat outside, me, 350 lbs., basking in the sun, no shirt on, Pink Floyd lounge pants & sunglasses.  Dexter, 130 lbs. long haired, pale goth kid.  

Did you take pictures?? 

[Unknown Primate]

And have evidence?  No way!

[Scatter]

My wife & daughter are visiting relatives, so I've been bachelor-ing it since Friday night.  My ribs hurt and I'm having bouts of vertigo as I type this.  However, last night I fooled around with customizing a few monster figures, interspersed with Twilight Zone episodes.  Watched "Angel Unchained", a great 70's biker/hippie/redneck film.  Today, I sat outside for a couple of hours WITH MY SHIRT OFF, scared some neighbors, drank a few cold ones (beers, not neighbors) and played with my yorkie (ugh!), Josie, The She-Hulk.  She's a big one at 11 lbs.  My daughter's 18 year old, bi-sexual, genius friend, Dexter, stopped by to talk.  We sat outside, me, 350 lbs., basking in the sun, no shirt on, Pink Floyd lounge pants & sunglasses.  Dexter, 130 lbs. long haired, pale goth kid.  The neighbors look even more nervous.  That was two hours ago.  Now, I'm eating some orange sherbet and doing this.

Latest breaking news from Channel 18..........

Dateline: Lafeyette..........

"Partially consumed remains of skinny bisexual genius mixed with orange sherbert discovered in belly button of 350 pound ape-like creature. Film at 11."

[Unknown Primate]

* UPDATE *

Sherbet & remains pass through nose, causing even more vertigo.

[Fester]

Word of advice,  Primate . . .

I've found out that if I don't want the neighbors to get nervous when I'm having a barbecue, its best to stay off their front porch.

It works for me.

Give it a try . . .

Well, it was just a thought. . . . .

[Unknown Primate]

And I will take that into consideration.  Thanks Fester!