What I want on TV because Sci-Fi is horrible!!!

[hammett1]

anyone catch that crapfest, 'thor: pean hammer of the gawds,' last night? i watched as much as my stomach could handle. after about twenty minutes i said, 'shazaam, this is bad!' and started something more productive, scotch taping the split ends on my shih-tzus.

I watched the first 3 minutes and realized I was hearing some of the worst dialog ever written being uttered by some very bad actors attempting to be vikings.  It's nice to have a DVD player and so I watched THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON again. Great stuff that is.  Peace.

[preyer]

i liked how they brought their wives and girlfriends. i know if i brought my girlfriend, my wife would be pissed! and i was like, 'that's thor?' it was just some big fat doof with all the charisma of a 2x4. that's actually insulting 2x4s, so i apologize to wood for that. seriously, i thought this guy must have won his role by entering a raffle at a sci-fi con. i apologize to raffles and sci-fi cons for that.

about an hour later i tuned back in to their adventures on werewolf island to find a typically laughable CGI animal (apparently the big kahuna of the werewolves) speaking perfect english filtered through a synthesizer to sound like a big meanie. i must have just missed the part where the girl said, 'my, what bit teeth you have!' as i'm sure it was probably in there.

ya know, i'm a sucker. every time siffee has one of these 'events' i'm hoping they put together a great story backed up with good actors and production values. i'm living proof that some people never learn.