Dracula fish!!!

[Illoman]

Unbelievable!! I knew about bats, wolves... but a fish? 

http://news.aol.com/article/dracula-fish/421595?icid=main|aimzones|dl1|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fdracula-fish%2F421595

Mike

[Mike Scott]

[mike c]

Haha! I was about to post that story, you beat me to it by a longshot!

Oh the pun fodder this would've been for Uncle Forry...

Cod Dracula (portrayed by the masterful Bela Fluke-osi) coming to Carfax Algae with his henchman Finfield (the delightful Dwight Smallfry), being pursued by Dr. Van Herring in order to save Minnow Harker...

I'll stop now.
I know those puns really smelt.
I've never tried fish puns on such a scale, really.

(Interestingly, there actually is a 'coffinfish'!).

Mike C.

[Gasport]

WOW, Mike! I think you must have been actually channeling Forry with that barrage of fish puns. Inspired!!

[Wolf Man]

Ouch, Ouch,  the puns oh the puns.  I agree, you must have been channeling Uncle Forry.  Good job, made me laugh out loud. 

[ChrisW]

Thank goodness he's not British, because then he'd be English Channeling !

[mike c]

Thank goodness he's not British, because then he'd be English Channeling !

Boooo! 


Mike C.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

(Interestingly, there actually is a 'coffinfish'!).
~ Mike C.
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Beloved Brother, MIKE C.
... Of course, there is!
... From where, else, would you think, the DRACULA-FISH arises, each night, at sunset?!
... Hecky Durn! There's, probably, even, a COFFIN-RAYFISH!
... Wonderful puns, you've writ!
... Only an olde fossil, versed, in fish-tails, could, so accurately, describe the scene!
... Mayhap, couldst the "C.", of your Patronymic, be an abbreviated reef-ference, to COELACANTH?!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
DR. TIMOTHY Van HERRING,  whose Motto is: "He who SMELT it, dealt it!"

[ChattyLMS]

I'm going to have a good laugh it was so punny!
He's an evil looking fellow.  I didn't read the article.  Can he bite off a human hand?