$1000,000,000.00

[Monsters For Sale]

Wouldn't it be funny if Elon Musk bought the winning ticket?

[Mike Scott]

Wouldn't it be funny if Elon Musk bought the winning ticket?

If you think watching me throw up is funny.

[Monsters For Sale]

If you think watching me throw up is funny. 

Hold it in.  You don't want to have an empty stomach next Tuesday.

[Mike Scott]

You don't want to have an empty stomach next Tuesday.

Or do I ?

[Monsters For Sale]

        28   45   53   56   69           PB: 20

Anybody here win something?

(I haven't checked my numbers yet.  I'll do that after I hear from some others for whom I bought tickets.)

[Mike Scott]

Anybody here win something?

Yipee! I have the winning numbers!

28   45   53   56   69           PB: 20



Now, if I could only go back in time!

[Monsters For Sale]

Nobody got it.  It is estimated that the next drawing will be for 1.9 billion.

Would someone explain the "multiplier number" to me?

[Mike Scott]

Would someone explain the "multiplier number" to me?

"multiplier number" ?

[Monsters For Sale]

Last drawing I bought tickets for me and 3 others - one was having a birthday.  None of us got anything.


I'm feeling luckier today.

Yesterday, I felt something on the back of my neck and grabbed at it, thinking it might be a spider.  When I heard it crunch between my fingers, I thought it might be a cockroach or beetle.

I placed in on the table in front of me and turned on the lamp.  It was a tiny cricket.  I thought it must be a new one, because he couldn't possibly be as loud as the one that has been sharing my bedroom for the past 6 weeks or so.

Last night was so quiet I could hardly get to sleep.  Must have been him.


I bought another Powerball ticket.

[Mike Scott]

Never bought a lottery ticket, of any kind, in my life. I like to get something for my money!

[Monsters For Sale]

When I die, there will still be money in my savings and checking accounts to be inherited by someone who never worked a day for it.

I'm just reducing that amount by a very few dollars.

[Mike Scott]

I'm just reducing that amount by a very few dollars.

If you find out you have something terminal, blow it all on booze and hookers!

[Monsters For Sale]

If you find out you have something terminal, blow it all on booze and hookers!

Don't smoke, don't drink, don't do drugs, never married, no kids.  All that money (after monster stuff) went into the bank.

[Mike Scott]

Give it to your favorite charity, then.

[Monsters For Sale]

The next drawing is for 2.04 billion.