Sure has been dead . . .

[Mord]

I was out of meat, so I went to get some. Every store I went to was completely out of hamburger and nearly out of chicken. They had plenty of steaks and other expensive cuts. The very last store had some HB, so I bought a bunch.

We went out this morning (7:30), and found a lot of items we needed (canned meat & vegetables, drinks, etc). As we walked out, the line had already turned the corner. How was your experience? Did you have to wait in line to get in?

[Mord]

Once you've run out of SPAM, what do you need all the toilet paper for?  (Yes, I know that's grammatically incorrect.  But you gotta remember whom I'm speaking at.)

Once you run out of SPAM and toilet paper, what do you need grammar for?

[Mike Scott]

Once you've run out of SPAM, what do you need all the toilet paper for?  (Yes, I know that's grammatically incorrect. 

Should be, "Why for does you need toilet paper?"

[Mike Scott]

Did you have to wait in line to get in?

You never have to wait in line to get in to WM. (I live 2 min. from WM and 15 min. from all the other grocery stores, so I go there a lot.) Usually not a very long wait at the self check-out.

They did seem to have plenty of canned meat, so I bought a couple of cans of chicken, for chicken salad and such.

[marsattacks666]

Lockdown in my city and state. Limiting one to two per item to Patrons, from grocery stores. Malls, Restaurants Anchor stores, Bars, all closed. Some Restaurants offering curbside services.

[Hepcat]

In what city do you live now?

[aura of foreboding]

I know!  You can get ONE personal hygiene item per customer.  What would I have done if I waited... 

[Monsters For Sale]

I know!  You can get ONE personal hygiene item per customer.  What would I have done if I waited...

Never dreamed the phrase "Black market toilet paper" would every cross my feeble mind - not in this country of plenty.

[Mike Scott]

Never dreamed the phrase "Black market toilet paper" would every cross my feeble mind.

Pssst! Hey buddy! You lookin' to score some "TP"? I've got some "Charmin white". 3 ply! 10  bucks for 3 oz. rolls.