Memorable Quotes

[michblk]

Not a quote from a movie, but the old Yahoo UMA

"I'm a hard man. I like a hard opening."

BK

[monsterphile]

Too funny!  I remember that one. 

[Bogey]

Three from the film Sweet Smell of Success (1957) starring Burt Lancaster and Tony Curtis:


J.J. Hunsecker: Son, I don't relish shooting a mosquito with an elephant gun, so why don't you just shuffle along?

J.J. Hunsecker: I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic.

J.J. Hunsecker: Harvey, I often wish I were dead and wore a hearing aid. With a simple flick of a switch, I could shut out the greedy murmur of little men.

[CreepysFan]

 "You scared the hell out of me Reverend."  "I'll take that as a complement."

[Nicole]

"My world is strange, but it is worthy to all those who accept it..."

"There's nothing wrong with G-rated movies, as long as there's lots of sex and violence."

"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"

"Don't touch the sacrificial fluids, okey dokey?"

"Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors."

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"

"Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen."

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

"What hump?"

[Anton Phibes]

"Why, she wouldn't even harm a fly..."

"A hobby should pass the time, not fill it. "

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

"Mother! Oh God, mother! Blood! Blood! "

"I think I must have one of those faces you can't help believing. "

"I refuse to speak of disgusting things, because they disgust me!"

[Anton Phibes]

It's not for man to interfere in the ways of God.

Speak!!  I know you have a civil tongue in your head, because I sewed it back myself.

Face The Master!

You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow---and he'll enjoy you.

The house was a monument to evil... sitting there all these years holding the essence of evil in its smoldering bones.

You'll sleep with the dead, teacher.

You shall pay, black prince.

Now get the hell down in the cellar.

I hurt.

I ought to drag you out there and FEED you to those things!

Put that thing all away on the fire! We don't want it getting up again!

Boy, somebody had a cookout here.

It's starting again.

They're heeeeeeeeeeere!

He is not insane. He simply wants to die.

Yes, why not elect it mayor of Vasaria.

I wouldn't want him in *our* hospital; he died four years ago!

With his teeth?!?

[michblk]

From a couple Fred Dekker movies

"The good news is your date is here! The bad news is he's dead!"

"Wolfman's got nards"

[CreepysFan]

 "A toast, to the house of Frankenstein."

[fmofmpls]

Thanks guys for the wonderful response to this thread! I didn't really expect such a large response such as this. I can't guarantee that all of your quotes will be used, but I am adding a fair share of them. Just added a bunch more this morning.

Thanks again. This has been fun just reading them all. Great stuff. Feel free to keep 'em coming.

[MDG]

"He was never all Norman...but he was often only mother."

[raycastile]

Not a quote from a movie, but the old Yahoo UMA

"I'm a hard man. I like a hard opening."

BK

Did I say that?  And if so, what was I talking about?

[packy120353]

If I know you, you want to know for sure when the play starts. None of this "Wait is that one of the actors? Oh nope. just a guy selling smokes..no wait smokes are illegal it must be the play starting"...You'd much rather have an in-your-face ACT ONE SCENE ONE, a hard opening.
But I thought it was Terry that said it so what do I know!

[fmofmpls]

No, that wasn't me. That I can guarantee. I like a soft opening.

I remember it well. It was Raymond. And that is why I'm always sure to sleep on my back when sharing a room with Raymond at Wonderfest. 

Go search the Yahoo message archives. I'm sure you'll find it, but you may not like what you find.

[michblk]

I searched the old UMA

Message #61783 of 62816 from "Raymond Castile"

Re: Opening New Doors * PLEASE READ *


Us "powers that be" are not always the most consistent bunch when it comes to
being on the
same page in our decision making, so I might get overruled, but my answer would
be NO.
I'm a hard man. I like a hard opening.

>
> Powers that be: any chance of a "soft opening" so some of us can migrate
> there ahead of schedule?
>
> Gareee
> (Gary Tabar Jr.)