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[Wolfman]

I'm all aboard the Psycho train. I hope it happens soon. We ain't gettin' any younger.

JP

[marsattacks666]

I'm all aboard the Psycho train. I hope it happens soon. We ain't gettin' any younger.

JP

I know! 'Cause tomorrow I will be fifty (50). Yikes!

[Mord]

I know! 'Cause tomorrow I will be fifty (50). Yikes!

Happy birthday,  pal!  Fifty is not bad at all. Enjoy yourself tomorrow.  Get a hooker and make the wife pay.

[marsattacks666]

Happy birthday,  pal!  Fifty is not bad at all. Enjoy yourself tomorrow.  Get a hooker and make the wife pay.

I want one who is 80, named- Candy Samples. Thank you, Mord.

[Mord]

I want one who is 80, named- Candy Samples. Thank you, Mord.

80 is the perfect age for a good hooker. She can put her false teeth in a jar and go to town on ya. Happy birthday  again, Mars.

[Wolfman]

Happy b'day Mars. Do as you please on your big day. I'm turning 60 this coming December, but can still beat my son in the 100. He's on the 8th grade track team too! Not giving into the young-uns just yet. lol

JP

[marsattacks666]

Happy b'day Mars. Do as you please on your big day. I'm turning 60 this coming December, but can still beat my son in the 100. He's on the 8th grade track team too! Not giving into the young-uns just yet. lol

JP

Thank you, Wolfman.

[the_horror_man]

Happy Birthday my monster brother.

thm

[marsattacks666]

Happy Birthday my monster brother.

thm

Thank you.

[Mord]

I know! 'Cause tomorrow I will be fifty (50). Yikes!

OK Mars, we need a stripper by stripper recap of your entire birthday celebration.  I live vicariously through your mischief.  Happy birthday,  again, pal.

[Anton Phibes]

[marsattacks666]

OK Mars, we need a stripper by stripper recap of your entire birthday celebration.  I live vicariously through your mischief.  Happy birthday,  again, pal.

Well. First off, my Gal took me to see Bad Moms. Holy f***! Really funny, mind-numbing Hollywood, highly formulaic film. Then cruised over to Toys R Us, and bought the Texas Chainsaw Massacre(VIDEO) Neca neon green figure. Then my Gal's parent treated for dinner. Yummy, Italian food. As we drove, I blasted KISS ALIVE!(best live album, ever!)
and my Wife gave me a tour of College Point (Queens N.Y.). Home of the Ramones (R.I.P.)

All-in-all it was a terrific Birthday. Unfortunately....there were no Strippers involved. However. There were plenty of hideous, what looked like a couple of them hanging-out by the movie theatre. Yikes!

Thanks, Mord!!!

[marsattacks666]

Thank you, Anton. This is awesome!

[Anton Phibes]

Well. First off, my Gal took me to see Bad Moms. Holy f***! Really funny, mind-numbing Hollywood, highly formulaic film. Then cruised over to Toys R Us, and bought the Texas Chainsaw Massacre(VIDEO) Neca neon green figure. Then my Gal's parent treated for dinner. Yummy, Italian food. As we drove, I blasted KISS ALIVE!(best live album, ever!)
and my Wife gave me a tour of College Point (Queens N.Y.). Home of the Ramones (R.I.P.)

All-in-all it was a terrific Birthday. Unfortunately....there were no Strippers involved. However. There were plenty of hideous, what looked like a couple of them hanging-out by the movie theatre. Yikes!

Thanks, Mord!!!

Stay away from diseased trollops. They'll rot off your diddly doo dah.

[marsattacks666]

Stay away from diseased trollops. They'll rot off your diddly doo dah.

I most definitely will. I had my share in the 80s and 90s. 
Strippers, not Women of the night. Yikes!