Horror Movie Hosts

[Hepcat]

Who's the blonde babe with Joe Bob? Was she an ongoing feature?

[horrorhunter]

Who's the blonde babe with Joe Bob? Was she an ongoing feature?

Joe Bob is interviewing Linnea Quigley, she's a Scream Queen who played the often-nekkid Trash in Return Of The Living Dead (1985).

[Mord]

 She would make the perfect coffee table like that (like something from A Clockwork Orange).

[horrorhunter]

She would make the perfect coffee table like that (like something fro A Clockwork Orange).

There's an idea!

Someone should create a line of life-size Horror Hottie coffee tables for sexist pig Monsterkids like you and I. Anatomical correctness would allow a small storage capability (...not so small with some of those Hotties!). BTW, anatomical correctness is way more fun than political correctness.   

[Mord]

There's an idea!

Someone should create a line of life-size Horror Hottie coffee tables for sexist pig Monsterkids like you and I. Anatomical correctness would allow a small storage capability (...not so small with some of those Hotties!). BTW, anatomical correctness is way more fun than political correctness.   

I'm in (so to speak)!

[horrorhunter]

I'm in (so to speak)!

That coffee table would be terribly distracting. I'm out.

...err...me droogie. 


"A bit of the old in out."

[Mord]

 I have a feeling that you and I are the only two sexist pig Monsterkids left on this block.

[horrorhunter]

I have a feeling that you and I are the only two sexist pig Monsterkids left on this block.

At least that will admit to it. 

To be honest I have great respect for all people regardless of gender, race, or planet of origin. I just like to joke around and have fun. 

[Mord]

To be honest I have great respect for all people regardless of gender, race, or planet of origin. I just like to joke around and have fun. 

Are you running for office or something?

[horrorhunter]

Are you running for office or something?

No, no. I said to be honest.

Politics and honesty are mutually exclusive. 

Of course I could have lied in which case I might have a future in politics. 

[Mord]

  Well, to be honest, most politicians say "to be honest" right before their biggest lies.

[Mike Scott]

  Well, to be honest, most politicians say "to be honest" right before their biggest lies.

I don't think I've ever heard a politician say "to be honest". I think they would cough up blood if they tried. 

[horrorhunter]

I don't think I've ever heard a politician say "to be honest". I think they would cough up blood if they tried. 

In a perfect world they certainly should! 

[Hepcat]

I have a feeling that you and I are the only two sexist pig Monsterkids left on this block.

Not true!

[Mord]

Not true!

Good to know.