SEXCULA Hits the Big Screen in Toronto on April 6!

[horrorhunter]

I am laughing my chicken head off!   I really don't know what I might witness and freak out over! I' m gonna do it! I will order it and post a picture of my reaction on facebook after I watch it!  hahahahha! This might be a turning point in ol' char's life! hahahaha!

It's wholesome, old fashioned '70s porn.....you'll be fine.

[Count_Zirock]

Watch "Caligula." I doubt "Sexcula" could be any freakier than that!

[Count_Zirock]

My DVD should be delivered tomorrow.

[horrorhunter]

My DVD should be delivered tomorrow.

Brace yourself for tedium when it gets to that wedding-chapel-porn-movie-shoot part....nary a monster to be found for a seeming eternity of average to unattractive hairy people bumping uglies. And, I'm including faces in the whole ugly bumping thing. The best parts are the groovy gorilla, the wretched hunchback staggering around trying to pull his trousers up, and that Fellatingstein dame. The girl who played Sexcula, Debbie Collins, had acne from hell. Aside from her skin issues I guess she did resemble Marilyn Chambers a bit, as eted on the DVD box.
     While fun to have in the collection, this flick is no Flesh Gordon, brother.

[Count_Zirock]

While fun to have in the collection, this flick is no Flesh Gordon, brother.

"Flesh Gordon" is extremely overrated, too. Oh well, still gotta write the review for VideoScope, too.

[horrorhunter]

"Flesh Gordon" is extremely overrated, too. Oh well, still gotta write the review for VideoScope, too.

Blasphemy,Sir! Great special effects (Jim Danforth, if I'm not mistaken), funny as hell, and Candy Samples to boot. You will find no better monster porn than Flesh Gordon.

[Count_Zirock]

Blasphemy,Sir! Great special effects (Jim Danforth, if I'm not mistaken), funny as hell, and Candy Samples to boot. You will find no better monster porn than Flesh Gordon.

That's like saying, "You'll find no better Hungarian goulash in all of Mexico!"

[horrorhunter]

That's like saying, "You'll find no better Hungarian goulash in all of Mexico!"

Everyone has their own opinion. Most people I've spoken with really enjoyed Flesh Gordon. BTW, the world's a small place these days.....there may be a crapload of goulash in Mexico for all we know. Anyway, here on UMA we call that GHOULASH, mister!

[Hepcat]

I am laughing my chicken head off!   I really don't know what I might witness and freak out over! I' m gonna do it! I will order it and post a picture of my reaction on facebook after I watch it!  hahahahha!

Facebook? Why Facebook and not here?

[Count_Zirock]

Everyone has their own opinion. Most people I've spoken with really enjoyed Flesh Gordon. BTW, the world's a small place these days.....there may be a crapload of goulash in Mexico for all we know. Anyway, here on UMA we call that GHOULASH, mister!

My stupid Android phone insists on spelling it "goulash," for some reason. Had to add ghoulash to its dictionary.

[horrorhunter]

My stupid Android phone insists on spelling it "goulash," for some reason. Had to add ghoulash to its dictionary.

Forry would be proud, as are all UMA ghouls (especially the Hungarian and Mexican ones).

[Count_Zirock]

Didn't get my delivery today. Now they're saying May 2nd. Crap-in-a-hat!

[Count_Zirock]

My copy arrived today (along with "Mistress of the Apes"). I still have to get through MST3K Vol. XXVI ("Danger!! Death Ray" and "The Mole People") and "The Last Shark" before watching these.

[Count_Zirock]

I've completed and submitted my other reviews ("MST3K Vol. XXVI," "Gorgo," and "The Last Shark"). Now, I can turn my attention to "Sexcula" and "Mistress of the Apes"!

[Count_Zirock]

I have watched it. Very bizarre, and extremely tame by mid-'70s porn standards. I'm still trying to figure out my approach to the review for VideoScope...