SEXCULA Hits the Big Screen in Toronto on April 6!

[Count_Zirock]

I ordered it, too, along with a copy of "Mistress of the Apes," which is being released 4/23. Oh, Amazon only had 14 copies of the DVD left, before I ordered mine.

Here's a "Sexcula" review; warning, NSFW images included!

[horrorhunter]

     Too bad we didn't have more monsterporn in the sleezy '70s. We could have had "Mad Monster Orgy" where Francesca found a bunch of new monsters to use her "mechanical parts" on. Or, "Whorehouse Of Frankenstein" where Rosalba Neri's character from Lady Frankenstein was resurrected as a patchwork monster ala Frankenhooker and became a madame as well as a mad scientist in some creepy lustfilled castle. Or, "Werepack In Heat" where a travelling orgy of lycanthropes "send their victims to heaven before they send them to hell!" starring Candy Samples, Uschi Digard, Kitten Natividad, and a host of other top heavy honeys heavily haired. The mind boggles (and hits the gutter) at what we missed.....*sigh*

[Count_Zirock]

Didn't Paul Naschy and Jess Franco do stuff like that in Spain & France in the '70s?

[horrorhunter]

Didn't Paul Naschy and Jess Franco do stuff like that in Spain & France in the '70s?

Paul Naschy did R rated monster flicks but not porn. Franco did reeeeeally low budget porn later (like Lust For Frankenstein), but I'm not really sure he crossed that line in the '70s. I think later he did some of that stuff so Lina Romay could get laid, and for cigarette money, of course. Too bad he never spent that money with a dentist. I'm kidding of course. I'm a Franco and Romay fan.

[Paladin]

I'm buying it strictly for the dialogue.

      

[charp13]

Well I like to be an informed consumer, before I make a major purchase- HA! I checked IMDB, and there was no plot synopsis 
But I laughed like a hyena when I read the cast credits list- there's Countess Sexcula, Dr. Fallatingstein, female sex robot AND Stagecoach driver!  NOW, I must buy a copy! I LOVE stagecoaches!

[Count_Zirock]

Looks like I'll be reviewing this for The Phantom of the Movie's VideoScope #87 (Summer 2013).

[charp13]

At least you'll have a valid reason to watch it!     I just want to see how the characters...ahem- interact. And if there's a plot!

[Count_Zirock]

I had already bought it, anyway.

[horrorhunter]

horrorhunter- If you have time, maybe you can post a review. 

I received my Sexcula DVD today. I will pass on reviewing it since Count Zirock has that covered. I will say that if you like monsters (and you probably do if you are reading this), and don't mind old style porn, then this is a fun oddity to add to your movie collection. I regret that Impulse couldn't throw some extras on there besides just the trailer. This DVD release is begging for the Something Weird treatment with a few similarly themed trailers/short films from the sleazoid '70s. And, if they couldn't dig anyone up from the original production to do an interview or commentary, they could have found someone who writes about similar movies to do a little research and bend our ears with some commentary. They coulda gotten Count Zirock fer cryin' out loud! Then he could represent for the UMA!

[Count_Zirock]

Ha! Me doing a movie commentary track would be like asking Lenny Bruce to do a commentary for a Disney film. While my writing may not reflect it, my conversations are usually so laden with obscenities, I've had Somalian pirates ask me to tone it down! So far, it hasn't been a worry, though. Someday, maybe....

[horrorhunter]

Ha! Me doing a movie commentary track would be like asking Lenny Bruce to do a commentary for a Disney film. While my writing may not reflect it, my conversations are usually so laden with obscenities, I've had Somalian pirates ask me to tone it down! So far, it hasn't been a worry, though. Someday, maybe....

But, dude....it's porn . Perfect fit.

[charp13]

I'm going to totally chicken out and end up not ordering it! Hahahaha! I had it in my cart on Amazon, and I panicked and signed out!
I'm not sure if I'll be able to pass it along to anyone else if it's too porn-y! Is that a word??? porny?  Anywho, I'll wait and see what the ratio of monster to porn is. I realize the title describes the main character, but where does the stagecoach come into the picture?  So many questions....   

[Count_Zirock]

Bwawk, bwawk, bwawk!

[charp13]

I am laughing my chicken head off!   I really don't know what I might witness and freak out over! I' m gonna do it! I will order it and post a picture of my reaction on facebook after I watch it!  hahahahha! This might be a turning point in ol' char's life! hahahaha!