Terry or Theresa?

[fmofmpls]

"Beware! Beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails, and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware!"

Okay. Let's get this all out in the open. In another thread here at General Discussion, I bravely shared the following photo:



The above photo was taken in 1967 at my grandmother's house. My brother and I are dressed like pretty little things. I am the sissy pictured on the right. I believe this photo was a Halloween photo, but I can't be sure. At the earlier thread, I had said my early cross dressing endeavor (I was just 5 yrs old) was harmless fun leaving no side effects late in life. Well ... I lied.

WARNING! Do not continue reading this post if you are weak of heart. Do not continue reading this post if you want to continue to believe in the Terry you think you know! 

Truth be told, my early cross dressing years did rear it's head later in life. I had been performing in hardcore metal bands during the early 80s and decided it was time for a complete "makeover". I needed to shock a few folks here in Mpls and my early cross dressing years were an influence in deciding how to properly go about this. There were other strong influences at this point in my life also. Folks like Ed Wood and Divine of John Waters fame made a huge impact on me. It was time to pick up where I left off back in 1967. I felt confident in who I was and decided to go shopping for ladies undergarments.

I went from this in 1986:





To this! First Avenue in Mpls 1990


Mz. Glenda (aka fmofmpls) of Mondo Trasho!











In closing: I am not ashamed of my performing years. In many ways I am very proud of it. Many curious folks would always ask me how I felt being dressed in women's attire. My answer was (and still is) that I felt beautiful, and I felt sexy. But then again so did Divine and Ed Wood too. 

Now remember one thing! That was me then, and this is me now. I am still your General. I command an army; not a bunch of girl scouts . Nothing has changed. I am happily married with two beautiful kids. Now go wash your eyes out with soap and tell no one about any of this!

[avenger]

Terry,uh Ma'am,uh General after seeing those photos I will never ever think that classic
monsters are scary.

[Monster Bob]

Terry-

Now wait just a bruce dern minute.

Who are the two guys on the left in the B&W 'Mondo Trasho" xeroxed poster? (7th down)

The guy on the left looks like Robert G Johnson, and guy second from the left looks alot like my buddy Dwayne from Propmasters.

Who Are Those Guys?

[michblk]

Thank you for sharing that, now I need to go throw up and poke out my eyes.....

BK

[monsterphile]

Oh no, I think I hooked up with this chiclk.  Excuse me, I have to go boil my skin!

Rob...or Roberta?

[Mike Scott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o36AyatzG6g&feature=related

Any excuse to show the Family Guy barfing scene! 

[roheimiana]

To think that I lived with the man for ten years and never suspected anything!!!!!!!!

[fmofmpls]

Terry-

Now wait just a bruce dern minute.

Who are the two guys on the left in the B&W 'Mondo Trasho" xeroxed poster? (7th down)

The guy on the left looks like Robert G Johnson, and guy second from the left looks alot like my buddy Dwayne from Propmasters.

Who Are Those Guys?

LOL! I'm afraid the names have been changed to protect the guilty. You have a very good eye Bob! You are correct sir! The guy on the left is indeed Robert Johnson of Comet Toys. I knew him then as "Meaty Bob". Actually, you may be surprised to learn he is a member of the UMA and may be reading this very post as we speak (or type). Sorry Robert! You've been exposed! Robert (or Bob as I prefer to call him) and I have been speaking again as of late.

[Monster Bob]

Terry

Are you going to explain this "Meaty Bob" thing, or just let it lie there, limp? 

[fmofmpls]

Terry

Are you going to explain this "Meaty Bob" thing, or just let it lie there, limp? 

LMAO! 

BINGO!

[toysoldierman2001]

Oh my God! I may never sleep again for fear of nightmares! lol!

[The Drunken Severed Head]

Terry, to paraphrase Gilbert and Sullivan, you are "the very model of a modern major general metrosexual!"

[HARRY HAMMOCK]

Um..........Ya kinda look hot....um.....Iam going to lay down now.

[Gasport]

Terry,
          You did for cross dressing what J Edgar Hoover only WISHED he could do! Ed Wood and Divine would be proud.

[The Drunken Severed Head]

Don't forget Jeff Chandler!