Name 5 Things that Scare You

[michblk]

Brian - you forgot "women".

Thanks UP for helping me remember that one. 

BK

[Fester]

5) Losing my looks. I know, it seems shallow...but I fear it. See, I don't have a whole lot else to offer. I'm not a cook, I detest cleaning up after others...I guess I just fear I don't have much else to offer. It's silly, I know.

Yeah, you're being silly. 
Everyone has something to offer the world.

My Grandpa used to tell us this story about when he married Grandma back in 1917.

When they first met, he was completely enthralled by her.  She had beautiful long auburn hair.  She possessed a lovely smile and was, as he put it "stacked like a brick outhouse."  He also said she was statuesquely tall and had a beautiful singing voice.
Well, they were married.  And on the morning after the wedding night, Grandpa woke up and looked at his bride lying asleep next to him. 
Her long hair was a wig hanging on the bedpost. 
Her pretty smile was sitting in a glass of water on the nightstand. 
Her "shapely outline" turned out to be a padded bra and a girdle lying at the foot of the bed.
And her height was a pair of elevator shoes under the bed.
Grandpa, in shock, shook her awake and cried out at her: "Sing for God's sake, Sing!!!"


She must have been able to sing.  
After all, they had 6 daughters and 14 grandchildren.

[Count_Zirock]

1) Spiders. In one way or another in my head they are ALL the brown recluse and they are ALL trying to bite me. (Moths too.)

A brown recluse once tried to bite my cat! After I stomped the little s.o.b., I rhetorically asked it, "Did you really think you could eat it all?"

[marsattacks666]

Not much scares me.....
I can only tbink of two things that really scare me.
1. My ex Wife
2. The CDC

[michblk]

5) Losing my looks. I know, it seems shallow...but I fear it. See, I don't have a whole lot else to offer. I'm not a cook, I detest cleaning up after others...I guess I just fear I don't have much else to offer. It's silly, I know.

You're part of ths group and have a love of horror, so you do have something to offer.   

BK

[voodoodaul]

Yeah, you're being silly. 
Everyone has something to offer the world.

My Grandpa used to tell us this story about when he married Grandma back in 1917.

When they first met, he was completely enthralled by her.  She had beautiful long auburn hair.  She possessed a lovely smile and was, as he put it "stacked like a brick outhouse."  He also said she was statuesquely tall and had a beautiful singing voice.
Well, they were married.  And on the morning after the wedding night, Grandpa woke up and looked at his bride lying asleep next to him. 
Her long hair was a wig hanging on the bedpost. 
Her pretty smile was sitting in a glass of water on the nightstand. 
Her "shapely outline" turned out to be a padded bra and a girdle lying at the foot of the bed.
And her height was a pair of elevator shoes under the bed.
Grandpa, in shock, shook her awake and cried out at her: "Sing for God's sake, Sing!!!"


She must have been able to sing.  
After all, they had 6 daughters and 14 grandchildren.

That's terribly sweet.

[Count_Zirock]

Losing my looks. I know, it seems shallow...but I fear it.

Better to age gracefully than to become an inhuman creature like Joan Rivers.

[CreepysFan]

  Forgot one......Mr.Rogers.   That guy is creepy as hell.  I do NOT want to be his neighbor.

[Count_Zirock]

Forgot one......Mr.Rogers.   That guy is creepy as hell.  I do NOT want to be his neighbor.

Why, are you going to buy the burial plot next to his?

[charp13]

I always thought Henrietta Pussycat was scarier than Mr. Rogers...meowmeow!

[Sean]

1.  The Child Catcher
2.  The sister from Pet Semetary
3.  Lady Elaine Fairchild
4.  The Bride of Wildenstein
5.  Adult male clowns

[Sean]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FK8XCMyGJc&feature=player_embedded#t=0s

[charp13]

SEAN! You're scared of Lady Elaine?? King Friday will have your hide for that!

[Ghost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FK8XCMyGJc&feature=player_embedded#t=0s

Absolutely the child catcher was possibly one of the most horrific moments of cinema for me watching it terrified and spellbound as a child.

[Sean]

2.  The sister from Pet Semetary