UMA Drive-In Theater

[fmofmpls]

No Turkey in a troubled economy! This film, "A Day Of Thanksgiving," was produced in 1951, but could be every bit as relevant in 2009. 

Click the play button on player to begin playback.

http://www.archive.org/download/DayofTha1951/DayofTha1951_512kb.mp4

[fmofmpls]

Nick cannot plan ahead, but is convinced to do so after imagining himself as a drifter, bum, or toy collector.

Click play button to view.


http://www.archive.org/download/Benefits1950/Benefits1950_512kb.mp43.0.5.swf

[Gasport]

Holy crap! Those ''kids'' all look like they're in their 30's. And what's wrong with a bum's life, anyway? That hunk of bread looked awfully good!

[fmofmpls]

It's been brought to my attention that some of you guys could use a refresher course in the dating department. 

Click play 2 get a date.


http://www.archive.org/download/DatingDo1949/DatingDo1949_512kb.mp4

[fmofmpls]

Find yourself frustrated at times with the UMA? Maybe even with life in general?

Click the play button to understand your emotions.



http://www.archive.org/download/Understa1950/Understa1950_512kb.mp4

[Mike Scott]

Why was The Brain From Planet Arous in this movie?

[fmofmpls]

Just because you like monsters and collect old toys doesn't make you exempt from being well groomed.

Click the play button and then comb your hair please.

http://www.archive.org/download/HowtoBeW1949/HowtoBeW1949_512kb.mp4

[fmofmpls]

It's never too early to practice safe Halloween habits. I love this vid.

[charp13]

If a candy bar is covered in mold, don't eat it.  Thanks, animated talking jack-o-lantern that sounds like Will Ferrell, I'll remember that! 

[mike c]

I love this safety film. Jason from the much loved and very missed Scar Stuff blog sure found us some treasures.

One thing (among many) that gets me laughing is right around the 2:45 mark, when the dad says 'Have you ever seen the insides of a pumpkin before?' and the girl says 'Yeeaaah... but not that way!', and I think... in what other way did she see the insides of a pumpkin?

[charp13]

I also liked the way we were told not to use a sharp knife while our hands are covered in slippery goo. But I still have more questions than answers concerning those kids' costumes  eeeeek!

[fmofmpls]

But wait there's more! Here's the 1977 version of Halloween Safety. Completely different version than the 1985 version. The fun just keeps on rolling!

[packy120353]

They turned that little girl into a Klu Klux Klan!!!! She is easier to see though.....

[charp13]

What about when she fell the first time and spilled her treat bag of peanuts and cigarettes? That poor kid!

[raycastile]

Why is that little witchy girl walking alongside the highway by herself?  Where are her parents?  Where is the sidewalk?  What is she doing out there?  Amber Alert!  Call the police!