UMA Drive-In Theater

[fmofmpls]

It was boring. I could have cared less about the whole thing. I don't know why anyone would even bother posting it? I'm gonna go stare at the wall for an hour.

Mike, why don't go find yourself a helpless little turtle and chuck it through the air like a Frisbee? That ought to spice up your empty life. 

[Mike Scott]

Mike, why don't go find yourself a helpless little turtle and chuck it through the air like a Frisbee?

I'd rather get drunk and go look for a $10 tramp.

[fmofmpls]

It stinks inside these army barracks. Some of you guys need a lesson in personal hygiene. You need to put the toys down long enough to take a hot bath.

Please watch this educational film on personal hygiene released in 1950 by the US Army. It applies to this army as well.

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[fmofmpls]

I'd rather get drunk and go look for a $10 tramp.

  Now accepting PayPal. BYOB. 

[Gasport]

As Long as Homer continues to wear sandals and socks,  it doesn't really matter HOW he smells... And no inspirational songs about how to use toilet paper? If Homer didn't know about soap and water beforehand, i doubt he was any wiser about the latter. I hope there was a sequel.

[Mike Scott]

  Now accepting PayPal. BYOB. 

Time for the Family Guy barfing scene, again!

[Nicole]

Time for the Family Guy barfing scene, again!

But judging from his avatar, you're getting two for the price of one. You don't like bargains, Mike?

[Mike Scott]

You don't like bargains, Mike?

Like I always say, a bargain is only a bargain if it's something you want.

[Universalrocks]

I love videos where all the men shower together.

[fmofmpls]

Trouble With Women, The (1959)


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http://www.archive.org/download/trouble_with_women/trouble_with_women_512kb.mp4

[packy120353]

Wait...you mean...it seems whether the woman adds up to trouble or not is UP TO ME?!! Terry why didn't you show me this 40 years ago!

[Mike Scott]

Anyone else think that personnel manager sounds like Thurl Ravenscroft? Doesn't look like him, but then it kinda sounds like the voice is dubbed, too.

[fmofmpls]

Wait...you mean...it seems whether the woman adds up to trouble or not is UP TO ME?!! Terry why didn't you show me this 40 years ago!

Because I didn't know anything about this until today. I'm in the same boat as you are Paul. Throw me a life preserver. Wait .. it's too late. I'm sunk. 

[toysoldierman2001]

The real reason for going under your desk and tucking your head between your legs was so that you could kiss your ass goodbye!

[fmofmpls]

Nukes and farm animals.

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http://www.archive.org/download/rural_civil_defense_tv_spots_1965/rural_civil_defense_tv_spots_1965_512kb.mp4