Adeus...

[fmofmpls]

She's gone - 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZngTkp54I

[Monster Bob]

yes she's gone, gone, gone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p88VECQw78

[fmofmpls]

OMG! It's Raymond Castile .. uh, I mean John Oates .. huh?

Is Raymond Castile really John Oates in disguise? You mean John Oates is a monster kid? He's in this army? Raymond Castile is just a pseudonym? And what of Coffin Ray? I don't know what to believe anymore. 

[Richard]

It is time for me to say goodbye to the UMA. You guys are a great group and I have really enjoyed being a part of it. Thank you all for the good times and best wishes to everyone.

Nicole

Does anyone know WHY Nicole left? I'm confused by her departure. Sad, as she was a frequent contributor and made the UMA a better place.
Richard

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

fmofmpls writ:
* OMG! {Oily Morning Gruel!... Made with JOHN OATES!}

... It's Raymond Castile .. feeling his Oates?! Which he found, in the Commode?!
... I mean, the John Oates .. huh? Or, were they stuck, to the Commode-doors?
... Was John Oates a member of THE COMMODORES?


* Is Raymond Castile really John Oates in disguise?
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... Of course, unless, he's not, in which case, he's Nicole!
... That's, why, they are never seen, in the same place, twice... nor, obscene, in the same place, once!


* You mean John Oates is a monster kid? He's in this army?
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TERRY,
... You're just the General, you cannot be expected to know every recruit, by name... even, if he was one, of the top-selling musical acts, of the late 70's - mid 80's. Yes, he's in this army. Isn't everyone?! Have you forgotten your own decree, which inducted the entire Human Race, into the UMA?



* Raymond Castile is just a pseudonym?
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... Yes; well, not, strictly speaking... actually, RAY is just a mild hallucination... sort of a TWILIGHT ZONE moment. Don't worry, though, it probably won't even require medication... although, Flash-Backs are a distinct possibility... so, if you're man, enough, is Flash-Dance.


* And what of Coffin Ray?
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... Somebody gave him a coff-drop & it stopped his COFFIN! Now, he's a RAY OF SUNSHINE, and, has evapourated, into the Ethers...Or, BRAZIL {Where the nuts come from}, whichever is closer.


* I don't know what to believe anymore. 
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... Believe me, I do, and, for a small fortune, I can have TOM CRUISE set you on the right course, to realizing your Deeper Self!


EXANIMO EVERNOW,
DARYL HALL... er, I mean, BARON TIMOTHEUS, B.G.G.

[fmofmpls]

THIS NIGHT I WILL POSSESS YOUR POST! HAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Nicole]

Terry, it was indeed my expectations for a certain individual: myself. I didn't feel like I was contributing anything valuable to the group, other than the ocassional Coffin Joe fanfare, and I felt bad about that. But then I realized something. Who else out there is going to represent female CJ fans here at the UMA? Do you think I can really entrust that title to anyone else? Não!
And so I'm afraid I have to go back on my vow to leave. I may not be a true "monster kid" but I am here to stay. You will all just have to find some way to deal with that.

Oh, and as for my feelings towards John Oates... I like some of his music, but I'm afraid he's just not my type. Sorry!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

DEAR SISTER NICOLE,
... BRAVO! Welcome back! Glad, to see, that, your deductive reasoning has won out, in the end!
... TERRY was WRIGHT - both, WILBUR & ORVILLE {Geeeeee, Horse AND Popcorn-Maker}... none, of us, can forsake our addiction!
... I'm certain, that, in Celebration, & keeping with this thread's loony twists & turns, that, he's down the HALL, feeling his OATES, right now! Mayhap, RAYMOND, who does not exist, is, too!
... Hmmm, does this sound blatantly obscene, to you, or, what?!
... Anyway, You would have been missed, &, now, you won't be... I guess you'll just have to settle for being LOVED, instead.... Proof, again, that Life ain't fair! ;^}
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
PTERADRACTDARYL HALL... er, I mean, TIMMY & THE BARON, B.G.G.

[Nicole]

Thank you, Baron, for the kind words and disturbing mental pictures. I would call for a group hug, but with all these people standing around feeling their OATES, I think I'll HALL off to the other side of the room and address you all from there, instead.

But pay attention now, because I'm only going to say this once. To everyone at the UMA:

I love you guys!


Okay. Well, just as long as the oates people don't stand so close to me, or else I will have to call the police.

[Crazy1van]

From one true monster kid to another, Nicole, I'm glad you're back.

[avenger]

Welcome back,Nicole.I,for one am glad you changed your mind.
If the General had ordered us to go after you for going AWOL things could have got ugly.
You may have tarred and feathered us all !!!!

[michblk]

Terry, it was indeed my expectations for a certain individual: myself. I didn't feel like I was contributing anything valuable to the group, other than the ocassional Coffin Joe fanfare, and I felt bad about that. But then I realized something. Who else out there is going to represent female CJ fans here at the UMA? Do you think I can really entrust that title to anyone else? Não!
And so I'm afraid I have to go back on my vow to leave. I may not be a true "monster kid" but I am here to stay. You will all just have to find some way to deal with that.

Oh, and as for my feelings towards John Oates... I like some of his music, but I'm afraid he's just not my type. Sorry!

Nicole I'm sure you must have contributed something as you have over 900 posts.   lol    Sometimes I don't  feel I contribute much either, besides a few smart a$$ remarks, but I'm not going anywhere!!!  We are kind of like a charity, every contribution counts!  Welcome back! 

BK

[fmofmpls]

And so I'm afraid I have to go back on my vow to leave. I may not be a true "monster kid" but I am here to stay. You will all just have to find some way to deal with that.

Dear Nicole. I am so happy that you've decided to stick around! I truly mean that. I'm sorry if I was starting to sound a bit sour in my earlier post, but you and I have had a lot of fun together at this group. Your posts have always been colorful and full of wit. And guess what? Our fun was never contingent upon any dumb toy. The toy wasn't necessary. In fact, a knowledge, or collection, of toys isn't necessary at all to be a part of this group. What is necessary is heart. And you have a ton of that Nicole! And it's heart that defines a Monster Kid.

As evident in the number of posts here at this thread, your membership here is valued and appreciated! Your extremely witty and full of charm! And I've always enjoyed reading your posts a great deal. Thanks again Nicole for sticking with the pack. You've made my day. 

[Richard]

Nicole~

I've not met you in person but still feel I know you (from all your posts here at the UMA)

As to your C.J. fanfare...your 'Coffin Joe' comments and updates ARE very important! I'm not 100% sure who Coffin Joe is or what he does (I know Raymond looks very cool and evil portraying him!) so updates, comments, and information are most welcome (from you, Raymond and others!)
   
As I've stated, I think you DO make the UMA a better place and am very happy you are staying 

Best,
Richard

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Nicole writ;
... Thank you, Baron, for the kind words and disturbing mental pictures.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Sister, NICOLE,
... You're more than welcome... I'm glad, that, I didn't add the misturbing dental pictures!
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... I would call for a group hug,
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
...  But, that would make you a CALL-GIRL! Very unladylike profession, for such a charming young lady as yourself.
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... But pay attention now, because I'm only going to say this once. To everyone at the UMA:
I love you guys!
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
... "Yes, GENERAL TERRY, JOHN OATES is in this army. Isn't everyone?! Have you forgotten your own decree, which inducted the entire Human Race, into the UMA?" Isn't it great, to know, NICOLE, that, you're, in love, with the whole wide world?! One, of the many free perks, for enlisting in THE UMA!
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... Okay. Well, just as long as the oates people don't stand so close to me, or else I will have to call the police.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
... STING was a Member of THE POLICE! He can save you, from the "OATES PEOPLE", by singing, to them, that wonderful refrain, from THE POLICE Song, which, eerily, echoes your plea...
                    "Don't stand, don't stand so
                     Don't stand so close to me
                     Don't stand, don't stand so
                     Don't stand so close to me"

EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY & THE BARON {Who is sewing His WILD OATES}, B.G.G.