Here in Brazil

[raycastile]

Hello everyone!  I am posting from my hotel room in Sao Paulo, Brazil.  I will try to check in and let you know how things are going.

[avenger]

Nice to hear that you arrived safe and sound ,Raymond.
Now have fun and give us all the details.
And remember to play nice !

[Mike Scott]

I am posting from my hotel room in Sao Paulo, Brazil. 

Isn't science wonderful!

Looking forward to hearing about the premier, and such!

[poseablemonster]

Good to hear you have arrived safely...we've been thinking about you and hoping that things are going very well.  Keep us posted, stay safe and HAVE FUN!!!

[fmofmpls]

Thanks for checking in Ray! Best of luck with the premiere! One question though .. how does one make the transition from Louisville, KY to Sao Paulo, Brazil?   

[Nicole]

Thanks for checking in Ray! Best of luck with the premiere! One question though .. how does one make the transition from Louisville, KY to Sao Paulo, Brazil?   

Let's see... the food, wine and women of São Paulo versus the food, wine and women of Louisville. Oh yeah, I'm sure he's adjusting to SP just fine.

[fmofmpls]

Let's see... the food, wine and women of São Paulo versus the food, wine and women of Louisville. Oh yeah, I'm sure he's adjusting to SP just fine.

Good point Nicole! 

[poseablemonster]

I dunno...I have always had a soft spot for the food, wine and women of Louisville.   

[fmofmpls]

Oops. Wait a Kentucky minute. I forgot. Your from that locale Nicole. I take that smiley face back. Kentucky is saved from eternal damnation by your sweetness. A thousand pardons.

[raycastile]

Tuesday will be a big day.  So I better go to bed.  But who is on my hotel TV than our own Dan Roebuck!  He is on a battleship where a turret has exploded.  Looks like a very serious military drama.  Very strange feeling to see him on TV.  Maybe some day he will be in a hotel in some far corner of the world and see me on his TV, rising from a swamp and attacking people!  Oh man, very weird feeling.

[ramsey37]

Oops. Wait a Kentucky minute. I forgot. Your from that locale Nicole. I take that smiley face back. Kentucky is saved from eternal damnation by your sweetness. A thousand pardons.

Since I'm also in KY, I'm thankful that Nicole has saved the state from damnation!
George

[Nicole]

Since I'm also in KY, I'm thankful that Nicole has saved the state from damnation!
George

Well, this is certainly some kind of strange Twilight Zone moment. I just inadvertently saved the State that I despise the most from being darned eternally, Raymond is watching Dan Roebuck on TV in Brazil, and I am posting on a message board that I am supposed to be AWOL from. Funny, isn't it?

[avenger]

Cue Twilight Zone music.............................

[fmofmpls]

Well, this is certainly some kind of strange Twilight Zone moment. I just inadvertently saved the State that I despise the most from being darned eternally, Raymond is watching Dan Roebuck on TV in Brazil, and I am posting on a message board that I am supposed to be AWOL from. Funny, isn't it?

Funny, but not surprising Nicole. You see, the UMA has secret ingredients built deep into it's software. This secret ingredient is very similar to crack cocaine in it's addictive nature. Most members are not even aware of just how many times throughout the day they return to the UMA. And for what? They're not sure themselves. They are like zombies in a sugar mill. Working and toiling day and night at their computers. Posting and posting again. Never really feeling satisfied. Yet, they return in droves all looking for that next fix. They gotta have it Nicole. And I'm sorry to say, you too are a victim of this habitual addiction. Don't fight it Nicole, just sit back and relax. Enjoy it for what it is, and for what it isn't. Don't question it. Don't deny it. It's what your craving. It's what you need Nicole. And you won't find it anywhere else on the web.

The Famous Doctor Feelgood of the UMA.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

GENERAL TERRY writ:
... "Most members are not even aware the secret ingredient is crack cocaine - it's addictive. They are zombies in a sugar mill, working and toiling day and night, posting and posting again. And for what? They're not themselves really feeling satisfied, many times throughout the day.
... They return to the UMA, in droves, all looking for that next fix.. Yet, they return their computers... They gotta have Nicole. I'm sorry, you are a habit/addiction. Don't fight back... relax. Enjoy! It, it is, and it isn't. Don't question it. Don't deny it. It's what your craving. It's what you need Nicole... you won't find it anywhere on the web.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear GENERAL TERRY & AWOL NICOLE,
... Actually, it's the most serious form of the drug... WISE-CRACK COCAINE... it's fizzy & sweet; sold everywhere! Brought to you, by COUSIN IT, who shouldn't be questioned or denied! Have you tried: it.com?   
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON IT-MOTH-Y, B.G.G.