The Great Old Ones: UMAers 40 & Over

[missdead13]

Or better yet GDILFs

At my age, I'd settle for someone who is into DILSHWs!

Umm... if either of those things are what I think they are ( i just thought they were Gilf's, but Im not too hip on that stuff )
, than yes ! absolutely. 

[Fester]

Dads I'd Like to Shake Hands With . . .

[missdead13]

Dads I'd Like to Shake Hands With . . .

  oh man. im cracking up...

yes yes. absolutely 

[charp13]

I also read this and had to look up gilfs     
Although the first time I typed in "glifs" which has to do with heating elements!  wheeeeeee!

[Count_Zirock]

yes ! absolutely. 

Ca-li-forn-yuh here I-- um, wait, do I get the senior discount on that Greyhound ticket?

[Fester]

I also read this and had to look up gilfs     
Although the first time I typed in "glifs" which has to do with heating elements!  wheeeeeee!

Well, yeah . . . I understand there is an element of heat involved.

[missdead13]

Ca-li-forn-yuh here I-- um, wait, do I get the senior discount on that Greyhound ticket?

uhhuh.. i believe so.
can we use it to go eat the early bird dinner specials too?

[missdead13]

Well, yeah . . . I understand there is an element of heat involved.

tons of heat.. its like 100 here in so. cal right now 

[Fester]

tons of heat.. its like 100 here in so. cal right now 

Now for some reason, I have this running through my head.
Fever - Peggy Lee

[missdead13]

Now for some reason, I have this running through my head.
Fever - Peggy Lee

I have this record. .Love it. .

Unfortunately, I've had to encounter the horrific experience of people women ,trying to sing this butcher this, rather,
when they should have never ever neverrrr attempted.  Have you had to suffer through that? ** shivers** its awful.
It is a song you just cant " try " to sing.  Eeeek!!!

[horror1o1]

Now for some reason, I have this running through my head.
Fever - Peggy Lee

I need a hot little lady to sing this gently into my ears.

[Fester]

I have this record. .Love it. .

Unfortunately, I've had to encounter the horrific experience of people women ,trying to sing this butcher this, rather,
when they should have never ever neverrrr attempted.  Have you had to suffer through that? ** shivers** its awful.
It is a song you just cant " try " to sing.  Eeeek!!!

There are some songs that should be banned from karaoke bars and piano bars, if not by constitutional amendment, than by federal statute.  These include Fever, The Best is Yet to Come, Is That All There Is? as well as My Way. 
People should recognize that Lee, Sinatra, Fitzgerald, and Bennett make their songs sound easy because the singers are great.  Not that those songs are easy to sing.

But try to tell that to a drunk with a microphone . . .

[missdead13]

There are some songs that should be banned from karaoke bars and piano bars, if not by constitutional amendment, than by federal statute.  These include Fever, The Best is Yet to Come, Is That All There Is? as well as My Way. 
People should recognize that Lee, Sinatra, Fitzgerald, and Bennett make their songs sound easy because the singers are great.  Not that those songs are easy to sing.

But try to tell that to a drunk with a microphone . . .

LISTEN TO THIS MAN !!!!!  . . ( and I have tried to tell that to a drunk w/ a mic... ummm... It doesnt go over that well    )

btw....

I have to say dear sir, that your wise words are music to my ears, practically on daily basis now.
thats another reason older guys rock, they KNOW things.  Just full of useful knowledge. Its a comfort to me, especially as I'm getting up there in years myself,these days,
to know the world is not completely full ( just Mostly full ) of ridiculous, idiotic " meatheads"  ( in Archie Bunkers words and voice - DEAD from the neck up !!!! - ), but there are for every million or 10 million of " those " , there are people like " us" , kindred spirits who can think clearly.  How is it that Ive managed to meet some of the finest people I've ever met in my life thus far, HERE , at UMA?   amazing. should have joined LONG ago !!!!   .. sigh... well . at least Im here now.  { sigh of relief }

[Fester]

I'm glad you found your way here.

This place is a welcome refuge from the daily twits, ain't it?

[horror1o1]

LISTEN TO THIS MAN !!!!!  . . ( and I have tried to tell that to a drunk w/ a mic... ummm... It doesnt go over that well    )

btw....

I have to say dear sir, that your wise words are music to my ears, practically on daily basis now.
thats another reason older guys rock, they KNOW things.  Just full of useful knowledge. Its a comfort to me, especially as I'm getting up there in years myself,these days,
to know the world is not completely full ( just Mostly full ) of ridiculous, idiotic " meatheads"  ( in Archie Bunkers words and voice - DEAD from the neck up !!!! - ), but there are for every million or 10 million of " those " , there are people like " us" , kindred spirits who can think clearly.  How is it that Ive managed to meet some of the finest people I've ever met in my life thus far, HERE , at UMA?   amazing. should have joined LONG ago !!!!   .. sigh... well . at least Im here now.  { sigh of relief }

I love "All in the Family."