The Weird World of Dr. Madd

[Dr. Madd]

My Backscratcher.

[Dr. Madd]

[charp13]

Where in the world do you keep all this stuff, Dr. Madd?? I don't even have enough space in my house to store coats     Your collection looks heavy and expensive, so I imagine you have some strong shelves! We were so hard up for storage around here, we started keeping big packages of paper towels in our car trunk. We have 4 bedrooms (one is an office) and we don't know why 2 people can fill them up so fast! I blame my kids for leaving so much stuff here. I have to balme someone! But you really do have some cool stuff, are they family heirlooms?

[Dr. Madd]

Where in the world do you keep all this stuff, Dr. Madd?? I don't even have enough space in my house to store coats     Your collection looks heavy and expensive, so I imagine you have some strong shelves! We were so hard up for storage around here, we started keeping big packages of paper towels in our car trunk. We have 4 bedrooms (one is an office) and we don't know why 2 people can fill them up so fast! I blame my kids for leaving so much stuff here. I have to balme someone! But you really do have some cool stuff, are they family heirlooms?

The armory is, I fear somewhat cluttered. Especially since we had to merge it with the house library, but soon, I shall have it all organized.

[CreepysFan]

  Hope all your neat skull splitting toys are insured Dr. Madd, in today's society it doesn't pay not to.  The number of break-ins in the US are at an all-time high.

[Dr. Madd]

  Hope all your neat skull splitting toys are insured Dr. Madd, in today's society it doesn't pay not to.  The number of break-ins in the US are at an all-time high.

I have a good security system. And if some fool breaks in while I'm here.. CHOP!

[Gasport]

MMmmm...PORK CHOPS?...oops, thought this was your cooking thread!

[Dr. Madd]

MMmmm...PORK CHOPS?...oops, thought this was your cooking thread!

Only after I dispose of the rest of the body.. LOL

[Gasport]

Which begs the obvious question, what type of wine goes best with pork and homicide?

[Dr. Madd]

Which begs the obvious question, what type of wine goes best with pork and homicide?

Who said anything about Pork? I'm thinking meat pies.  *evil grin* White Wine.. Long Pork is white meat.. Or maybe a Fine Chianti.

[Gasport]

What, no Fava beans??

[Dr. Madd]

What, no Fava beans??

French Fries and coleslaw. I am In Tennessee after all

[Gasport]

 

[bigbud]

Creepysfan was playing right into your hands with that "break-ins" comment.....Dude, ain't nobody gonna break in on you with snakes, weapons and the fact you look mighty formidable yourself!

[Dr. Madd]

Creepysfan was playing right into your hands with that "break-ins" comment.....Dude, ain't nobody gonna break in on you with snakes, weapons and the fact you look mighty formidable yourself!

I'm 5'10 and weigh 275 pounds. If ever I strike the lottery, I'll have a full arsenal made, with armor and all, and a reptile room.