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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #765 on: July 24, 2009, 10:25:07 AM »
I've seen a few werewolves that don't cave to instinct
Scott & Todd Howard are both good kids, I thinked
Doc Waggner's retreat could have worked
Had Eddie Quist not been a jerk
Then Timmy & I wouldn't have to see all those shrinks
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #766 on: July 26, 2009, 10:01:20 PM »
The Creature is big on hygiene.
The Rita has a rotten latrine.
So when he's done fishin
Stops for recondition
At Madam Toussads Gill-A-Clean

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #767 on: July 27, 2009, 07:13:34 PM »
    :o ~~~~~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~~~~~ :-X ~~~~~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~~~  ::)

             IM-HOTEP, as THE MUMMY, quite, by accident, returns -
             Limited, by his prospects; he's tied, to what he most yearns;
             "All wrapped, up, in Myself,
             After 3,700 years, 'on the shelf',
             My Undying Love, for Princess ANCK-ES-EN-AMON, still, burns!"

    :o ~~~~~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~~~~~ :-X ~~~~~~~~~ >:( ~~~~~~~~~  ::)
                                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY & THE BARON & BARONESS & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #768 on: July 28, 2009, 12:30:00 AM »
The Phantom was in a real bind
Christine had become quite a find
But the Operahouse diva
Didn't know when to leave-a
So he sabotaged her, and left her behind
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #769 on: July 28, 2009, 08:28:27 AM »
Forry may have been great at being a punster,
And always calling for us to call Chaney the Lonster,
Yet he achieved so much more,
By giving us a magazine we all adore,
Such was the genius of the Ackerrmonster
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #770 on: July 28, 2009, 02:41:17 PM »
Poor Drac didn't know what to do
Couldn't nod off to sleep, now day two.
He'd been dining on teen
now he buzzed on caffeine
seemed he sucked up too much Mountain Dew

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #771 on: July 30, 2009, 01:19:57 AM »
 ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D

                  New Life, Breathed, in our LIMERICK Thread,
                  MAURICE, IVAN & PACKY PAUL; All, UNDEAD;
                  Their brains, wrought, in print,
                  Shows WIT, sharper, than flint,
                  Challenges me, to produce, MORE, 'ere I go, to bed!

 ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D
                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 TIMMY & THE BARON & BARONESS & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #772 on: July 30, 2009, 09:19:36 AM »
While the Baron slips off for a quiet snooze,
We'll continue on until our fingers ooze,
Although he might find the odd chuckle,
It is up to us to tighten the buckle,
And let slip with the wit I may add without the booze.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #773 on: July 30, 2009, 12:16:54 PM »
       ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::)

                  Day-time, again, I return, to the fray,
                  A Hair-Raising Situation; not, a Toupee;
                  When I get "THE BUG",
                  To cut a LIMERICK "RUG",
                  My UMA Log-In is, where, I like, to PLAY!

       ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::) ~~~ ::)
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OOFY!, B.G.G.





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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #774 on: July 30, 2009, 12:31:21 PM »
Some Creatures moved in to my pool
and at first I though it was cool.
I put in some chlorine
now it's getting boring
they just float belly up as a rule

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #775 on: July 30, 2009, 09:23:37 PM »
The big bad wolf went away in a huff,
Why because he was left without much puff,
Those little pigs had seen the Shining,
So with advanced notice they all went off singing,
But the wolf was undetered he still had the billy goat gruff. 
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #776 on: August 02, 2009, 04:29:43 AM »
   ::) ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~~~~ ;)

           CLASSIC MONSTER MOVIES, I COUNT, as Most SPECTACULAR,
           BORIS, BELA & LON, keep my VISION, impeccably MACULAR,
           We SEE, Eye-to-Eye;
           As their Films, fly, by,
          I Love, to watch THEM, as FRANKENSTEIN, THE WOLF MAN & DRACULAR.

   ::) ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~~~~ ;)
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #777 on: August 02, 2009, 05:53:23 AM »
Ah, Baron those movies you feature
Are the best, but what of the Creature?
The Mummy & the Invisible Man are also loved Universally
But The Hunchback &  the Phantom, those two were precursory.
Sorry, didn't mean to sound like a teacher.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #778 on: August 02, 2009, 03:35:01 PM »
;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D

                  New Life, Breathed, in our LIMERICK Thread,
                  MAURICE, IVAN & PACKY PAUL; All, UNDEAD;
                  Their brains, wrought, in print,
                  Shows WIT, sharper, than flint,
                  Challenges me, to produce, MORE, 'ere I go, to bed!

 ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D
                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 TIMMY & THE BARON & BARONESS & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.


An egregious snub I've received from The Baron
Over the Monster verse that I've been sharin'
While lauding the verse of others
Among my Monster brothers
Is a mark of shame which I am wearin'
We're all here because we're not all there.
http://www.distinctivedummies.net/index.html

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #779 on: August 02, 2009, 06:19:15 PM »
                                 TO SCATTER
    ;D ~~~~~ 2, 4 THE {VINCENT} PRICE, o' 1 ~~~~~ ;D

         My aggrieved, Beloved, Brother, SCATTER,
         What you inscribe, here, to me, doth matter!
         Amongst the BEST, Thy verse;
         Ne'er, relegated, to my worst,
         In this, 'tis my intent, to Praise Ye; not, merely, flatter.

         My olde eyes, sometimes, deceive me;
         And, metered rhyme doth, oft, relieve me,
         Of, all, the facts;
         Such loss, of tact,
         Leaves my SCATTERED WITS, nit-picked, believe me!

    ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY & THE BARON & BARONESS & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.



 

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