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Irish Limericks & JOSEPH FOTINOS' BIRTHDAY Ahead!
« Reply #660 on: April 29, 2009, 08:31:19 PM »
   ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :-* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D

... My Beloved BROTHER, &, Fellow HORROR HOST, ANTON JOSEPH, celebrates another Birthday!
... A Merlot Salute, to Thee, Great Soul!
... GOD Bless You, TAMMY & EDWARD!

      :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :o

                   There, once, again, comes a NIGHT, called WALPURGIS,
                   When, wisely, we stay home, lest, evil should PURGE US,
                   Don't go, out, crazy, to SHOP,
                   Or, all, your money, you'll DROP,
                   No! Stay home, and, Pray, some, to calm the MALL URGES.

      :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :o
                                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY & THE BARON & PROFESSOR GRIFFIN & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #661 on: April 29, 2009, 11:42:29 PM »
I don't know how you do it, Baron you never miss a holiday. I have heard it whispered that you are a master of arcane practises, either that or you have a calendar. Personally I like the first reason better it adds an air of mystery.



Walpurgis night is celebrated in Germanic states,
Ghosts and ghouls haunt the night and it never abates,
Children laugh and dress up like the Halloween feast,
Roaring and screaming they roam the streets like some wild beast,
Theres fun to be had as well as the odd fright along the cemetery gates.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #662 on: April 30, 2009, 07:21:30 PM »
     TV HORROR: "I have heard it whispered that you are a master of arcane practises,"
... Actually, Br'er MAURICE, I pass muster using an "R"-CANE and am a practicing Proctologist!
... After all, Practice makes perfect!

                         TV HORROR: "either that or you have a calendar."
... And, make Salads, in a colander ... in my Proctological practice, it's called a COLONDER!

           TV HORROR: "Personally I like the first reason better it adds an air of mystery."
... Yes, some "mysterious airs" are "circulating" ;) , about my personal space! :o
... Which inspired STING, to sing:
              "don't stand, so,
               don't stand, so,
               don't stand, so close, to me..."
... Which inspired me to quoth:
              "Oh, STING, where is Thy death?!"

     :'( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :'(

                   A WEREWOLF, named IVAN, was, out, to sea,
                   A Brave Sailorman, vowing, to keep us, all, free,
                   POPEYE, with Spinach, he is, not,
                   Rather, ties Spinal Cords, in a knot,
                   But, we miss him, a lot, TV HORROR and me!

     :'( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :'(
                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY & THE BARON & CRAZY IVAN & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #663 on: May 01, 2009, 09:15:05 AM »
My BELOVED UMA FANG-MILY,

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D

            Amid recent heartaches, of a tempest-tossed life,
            I am, most amazed, to have found my wife,
            The past buries its evil dead,
            In October, we're to be wed,
            For, in her Christ-filled Love, I am healed, of strife.

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

What's this? Do my old eyes deceive?
I hope not, or I'll have cause to greive
for this jouyous occasion
we'll all gain new relation
as a sister-in-law we are soon to receive!

Congrats and God Bless both of you! 
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"Man is a wolf to man"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #664 on: May 01, 2009, 09:16:47 AM »
Though I thought to simply lie down and expire
Maurice broke news to me of urgency most dire
Timothy weds this October
So I must become sober
And abandon this plot to retire!
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #665 on: May 01, 2009, 09:19:54 AM »
With no clear holiday for May 1st
You can expect this poem to be one of my worst
Hardly anyone celebrates Beltane
And running round May Poles can be a real pain
I shouldn't bother with rhyming, but I'm cursed
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #666 on: May 01, 2009, 07:15:36 PM »
Our little shaver has returned from the Mediterranean,
Because of his sea bound voyage he never got much but a medium tan,
So I welcome him back with an open arm,
Various members noticed his  return for great harm,
Bogey, the Baron and myself are pleased for he is our man.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #667 on: May 01, 2009, 07:20:55 PM »
     :o ~~~~~~~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;)

              IVAN hath returned, in this Merrie month, o' MAY,
              With more stories, to tell, than TURHAN BEY,
              He was evil, yes; but, no dummy;
              Other, than cheating THE MUMMY,
              4000 Year-olde Dirt, proves that, GRIME DOESN'T PAY!

     :o ~~~~~~~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;)
                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #668 on: May 01, 2009, 07:36:59 PM »
Most recently I went to Walt Disney World
And dined at the decorated Planet Hollywood
Now I'm just happy to be here
Heck, I'm glad these days to be anywhere
Though I've yet to visit Universal Studios Orlando like I should
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #669 on: May 01, 2009, 08:19:38 PM »
It's been a while I know
But rhyming to me comes slow
Yet this thread is so welcoming
Even a novice can feel like E.E. Cumming(s)
The Famous Monster of Mpls.  Sayer of the law.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #670 on: May 01, 2009, 08:32:21 PM »
Unsure of his pen, General Terry
Of writing a poem was wary--
He feared he'd be rotten--
But so good he's gotten
That his talent is now almost scary!
Robert in Ohio

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #671 on: May 02, 2009, 03:24:46 AM »
              ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D

                      ROBERT, TERRY and IVAN are posting, gloriously, once, again,
                      This thread glows, with positive Life; filled, with Good Friends,
                      Creativity, anew, within our Ranks, soars,
                      Proves us, not, fossils, we, UMA Dinosaurs,
                      Distinction, not, extinction, our Creed; we, all, say: "AMEN!"

              ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D
                                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                     TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #672 on: May 03, 2009, 03:00:56 AM »
CRAZY IVAN writ:
                             What's this? Do my old eyes deceive?
                             I hope not, or I'll have cause to grieve
                             for this joyous occasion
                             we'll all gain new relation
                             as a sister-in-law we are soon to receive!

                             Congrats and God Bless both of you!

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ;D

                   My BELA-ted Thanks, to Br'er IVAN,
                   For no false emotions, connivin',
                   O'er the Wife, I'll be takin',
                   Who is, True; not, a fake 'n',
                   Come, to our Weddin'; we'll be High-5in'!

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ;D
 
            My Beloved Bride says, that, she wishes, to take,
             A new, and, second, Tattoo, for her Hubby's Sake;
             A Portrait, o' BARON Von WOLFSTEIN,
             My BARONESS' Love is, like, NEW WINE,
             I can hardly wait, to begin Our Life, of LOVE, that we'll make!
             
 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  ;D
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY & THE BARON & BARONESS & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #673 on: May 04, 2009, 06:22:47 AM »
A tattoo of the Baron would be boss
And the perfect decor for Mrs Tmotheus
I know she'll feel much deared
if she acts like your mirror
Since your reflection is merely a loss
Homo homini lupus
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #674 on: May 05, 2009, 02:13:51 AM »
       ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D

               A BARON Von WOLFSTEIN Tattoo, on Her BACK, would be "BOSS",  ;)
               LOVE'S Constant Reminder, of Her Luvin' WOLF/MAN, TIMOTHEUS, :-*
               To be fair; I'd rather find it, up, THERE,  ::)
               Than, if it be located, on her DERRIERE, :o
               "BUMMED-OUT", by the "Comparison", which is, too oft, Moi CROSS! :-[

       ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~~~~~~ ;D
                                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY & THE BARON & BARONESS & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

 

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