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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #630 on: April 07, 2009, 12:59:25 PM »
Never trust an allergy medication from a demon
It just might turn your face to stone, or at best leave you screamin'
I'd rather have a plugged-up head
than have it 'cured' by being dead
I'll get my prescriptions from a PhD man
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"Man is a wolf to man"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #631 on: April 07, 2009, 01:01:39 PM »
My first Universal monster toy
was a MEGO Frankie when I was a boy
he's now gone! I must wail,
long ago sold in a yard sale
I just hope he still brings someone joy
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #632 on: April 07, 2009, 08:11:51 PM »
 ::) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ :D

            I don't, really,  collect, much, except, DRACULA'S dust,
            Or, from my Friend, RICHARD SHEFFIELD, whom I trust,
            Is my rare DRACULA RING,
            My only Treasured BLING,
            Unless you count the sculpted 3-D ring, of ELVIRA'S Bust!

 ::) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~ :D
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        TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #633 on: April 08, 2009, 03:06:15 PM »
My friend the Baron is a person you can trust,
I know that in his hands this thread will never rust,
But I've noticed of late,
That he must long for a date,
Hence his healthy desires over Mistress Elvira's bust.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #634 on: April 08, 2009, 05:18:25 PM »
With the love of that vampiric bust
Good Baron, I sympathize much
In fact I could say
A safe bet any day:
On THOSE subjects, we'd all like to... touch!

<ahem!>

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #635 on: April 08, 2009, 05:22:01 PM »
I probably shouldn't be rhyming
Twice in row; it's bad timing
But if 'a limerick a day
Keeps the Baron at bay',
Then two ought to send him into hiding!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #636 on: April 10, 2009, 04:13:50 AM »
                 My friend the Baron is a person you can trust,
                 I know that in his hands this thread will never rust,
                 But I've noticed of late,
                 That he must long for a date,{* ;) *}
                 Hence his healthy desires over Mistress Elvira's bust.
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                          {* ;) * More, on this, soon.}

                                                 * PREFACE
                                                    ----------
                                                  SPLENDEAD:
                                                  -------------
   According, to the Von WOLFSTEIN DICTIONARY, SPLENEAD is the  Past Tense, of SPLENDID.
The Logic is simple, if not downright, non-existant:

               When you're PAST TENSE, you're most likely dead!

A Second Definition, for SPLENDEAD, is: "Overdosing, on a sugar substitute." Also, spelled: SPLENDAED.

A SECOND Definition, for "PAST TENSE", is "UTTERLY RELAXED".

As GROUCHO stated: "We're way past tents; we're living in bungalows, now."

As JETHRO TULL sang: "So, let's bungle{low}, in the jungle... well, it's alright, by me."}

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D

         BR'ER MAURICE: Thy latest contribution, indeed, is most splendead!
         As fine a Limerick, as e'er, m'Lad, that I've encountered; writ, or, read;
         'Though my praise pours, forth,
         Like Fine Wine, south to north,
         This Limerick, from my entrails, I hope, won't go to your head!

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D
                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
              TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.


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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #637 on: April 10, 2009, 05:03:53 PM »
               With the love of that vampiric bust
               Good Baron, I sympathize much
               In fact I could say
               A safe bet any day:
               On THOSE subjects, we'd all like to... touch!
                                    <ahem!>
                                                                  ~ Mike C.
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               ELVIRA, or, BUST; a concept, absent, of choice, ::)
               Not: "one, or, the other", do I, upon you, foist,  >:(
               She's a package deal,  ;D
               For which you feel,  :o
               In Braille, like a snail; your tongue, your voice!  ;)

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #638 on: April 10, 2009, 06:08:04 PM »
I am humbled by the Barons words, he is a great mentor and to be in his company an honour to be sure.

There's a mummy loose on the ground,
Lock all the windows and doors,
Make sure that you search all the floors,
Tread very carefully before a corner you go round,
If you are caught all is lost as your body will never be found.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #639 on: April 12, 2009, 05:53:53 AM »

                  I probably shouldn't be rhyming
                  Twice in row; it's bad timing
                  But if 'a limerick a day
                  Keeps the Baron at bay',
                  Then two ought to send him into hiding!
                                                               ~ Mike C.
   8) --------------------------------------------------------------------  8)

             MIKE C., My BROTHER! Moi? "Go, into hiding"?! Au contraire!
             For two Limericks, writ, per day, my Friend, I'll go nowhere;
             True, this madness is an Art;
             To "put on airs", not, just, f*rt,
             Don't HECKLE, JEKYLL, nor, if you CROW, about HYDING, swear!

   8) --------------------------------------------------------------------  8)
                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.


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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #640 on: April 14, 2009, 05:36:31 AM »
       :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :'(

                           The MONSTERS know genuine pain,
                           They wish they were human, again,
                           They drink blood; tear out throats,
                           Mummies yearn, to sow wild oats,
                           Whilst Zombies make Lunch, out, of brains!

       :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :'(
                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #641 on: April 16, 2009, 03:51:37 AM »

  :o ~~~~~~~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D

                    GODZILLA made Tokyo "Toast",
                    With his bad breath, made it roast,
                    Nuke fire, from gizzard,
                    Unique claim, for a Lizard,
                    So, being KING of MONSTERS' his boast!

  :o ~~~~~~~~~~~ 8) ~~~~~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #642 on: April 16, 2009, 01:16:11 PM »
Godzilla is a wimp hear me roar,
I am the King of monsters I am Kong,
Japan may have been leveled which is wrong,
When I growl you'll run until your feet are sore,
The only downside is I cant be like Mothra and into the heavens soar.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #643 on: April 17, 2009, 03:47:39 AM »
 :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :o

                On massive staircase, festooned, in cobwebs, I approached,
                This young Englishman, who, just alighted, from my coach,
                Sees the fiendish gleam, in my eyes,
                From 500 years, of Undead, devilish lies,
                I am DRACULA, Vampire King; upon his throat, I'll, soon, encroach.

 :o ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :o
                                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                 TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #644 on: April 18, 2009, 04:00:18 AM »
My BELOVED UMA FANG-MILY,

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D

            Amid recent heartaches, of a tempest-tossed life,
            I am, most amazed, to have found my wife,
            The past buries its evil dead,
            In October, we're to be wed,
            For, in her Christ-filled Love, I am healed, of strife.

 ;D ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ;D
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

 

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