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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 507192 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5655 on:
December 23, 2018, 08:00:46 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 326,808 times)
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The Three Spirits, of Christmas, ARRIVED,
Like, The Classic Monsters, They THRIVED;
"We, each, use Our STINT,
To help Scrooge, REPENT;
So, like, Those Monsters, He SURVIVES."
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5656 on:
December 30, 2018, 06:38:06 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 327,382 times)
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The evil, of VAMPIRES, is WELL-KNOWN,
We pray, that, They, cannot, be CLONED;
We, all, know Their NEED,
It sets, apart, Their BREED;
&, text Their next Meal, on CELL-PHONES!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5657 on:
January 12, 2019, 03:27:56 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 330,354 times)
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There, once, was a WEREWOLF, named FRED,
Who loved, to SNACK, on THE UNDEAD!
Gave, Them, Severe FRIGHT,
Those Creatures, of the NIGHT;
'Cos His Fangs, proved Their Blood, to be RED!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5658 on:
January 27, 2019, 08:12:58 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 333,563 times)
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There was an Ancient MUMMY, named, NED,
Who, if, you'd, cut, deep, enough, He, BLED;
"I'm, oft, CONSTIPATED,
Yet, not, DESICCATED;
I'm, so, Iron-poor, my Blood's, no, longer, RED."
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Reply #5659 on:
February 03, 2019, 05:12:16 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 335,375 times)
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DEAR BORIS' PASSING, hath, passed, 'round, yet, AGAIN,
Half-a-Century, Gone, yet, He remains Our DEAR FRIEND;
His Great Shadow, falls, Long, &, DEEP,
From Punxsutawney Phil, not, a PEEP;
Our LOVE, Cherished, in LIGHT, BORIS doth Sleep! AMEN!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5660 on:
March 01, 2019, 07:04:24 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,201 times)
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The News, abroad, is: "February hath FLED!"
Winter, 'tho', Dying, just, may, be, UNDEAD!
It, still, EGGS, us, ON,
Scrambled, GARCON!
A Cold, Hearty, Meal, UP, on, which we're FED!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Reply #5661 on:
March 14, 2019, 06:22:12 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,730 times)
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Now, as, THE THREE-DAY COUNTDOWN, BEGINS,
If, It, seems, "FISHY", well, then, Clap Your FINS;
Ye Anniversary MARK,
'Twas, ever, a LARK,
In Ye Race, against Time, Jest Make Sure It WINS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Reply #5662 on:
March 16, 2019, 07:14:00 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,900 times)
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TOMORROW... Well, you know what "THEY SAY":
SAINT PATRICK'S is, a Most, AUSPICIOUS, DAY;
Despite a distinct lack, Of LEAVEN,
We limp, into, NUMBER ELEVEN;
For a Re-Birth, of LIMERICK Punsters, we PRAY!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Reply #5663 on:
March 17, 2019, 06:36:09 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 338,970 times)
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I, hope, My Notice, is, not, too, ALARMING,
For, I've taken, up, SHAMROCK FARMING;
Not, nearly, "The CRAZIES",
Of "Pushing, Up, DAISIES";
And, No Four-Leaf Clovers, I'll be HARMING!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Reply #5664 on:
March 17, 2019, 08:03:05 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 339,000 times)
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Our "KEEPIN' THE DAY", is, Again, nearly, SPENT,
Our SAINT PADDY'S ANNIVERSARY, Came & WENT;
'Tis, now, 9 PM; sans, NIBBLE,
I'm, fine, &, shan't, QUIBBLE;
For your Limerick writs, I hope; they're EXCELLENT!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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tv horror
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Posts: 1688
I'm in two minds today!
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5665 on:
June 14, 2019, 02:21:02 PM »
It is better to be late than never Tim,
So congratulations as I tip my brim,
You've kept this thread alive,
While the posts have taken a dive,
So there's no need to be so grim.
Well done on keeping the thread going for 11 years Tim, it was a mammoth task you took on and you should be proud. I'm just sorry I could not help you as my life has been very busy these last few years.
Maurice
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A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay
tv horror
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Posts: 1688
I'm in two minds today!
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5666 on:
March 16, 2020, 11:14:35 PM »
Never count out a monster dread,
Try to have fun even from bed.
As I post this Limerick,
For the beloved St Patrick,
I hope to re-read this thread,
As memories flowed nuff said.
Have a safe and enjoyable St Patrick's day to all the members of the UMA forum.
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A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay
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Posts: 1688
I'm in two minds today!
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5667 on:
March 17, 2022, 09:35:02 AM »
As all monsters appear to be green,
It really is something to be seen,
They might have horns and scales,
But that never stopped the online sales,
And there’s nothing nicer than that pristine sheen.
Happy St Patrick’s Day to all the members.
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A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay
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I'm in two minds today!
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5668 on:
March 17, 2023, 04:53:26 PM »
As it's St Patricks day and the Creature being an honorary Irish man with his wearing of the green, here's a small tribute.
Their once was an actor called Browning,
Who swam without even drowning,
He took to the high Seas,
After rising a few degrees,
And now he’ll smile without frowning.
In honour of the last great Universal monster, rest in peace Ricou.
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A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay
Hepcat
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5669 on:
March 17, 2023, 08:53:32 PM »
Yes! The Lough Neagh Creature is Irish.
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