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Topic: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 507191 times)
BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5640 on:
September 05, 2018, 09:26:46 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 320,910 times)
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The ZOMBIES, so, Sick, that, They HURLED,
Doubled, Over, so, far, They looked CURLED;
The 'BAIT' was, so, LAME,
So, where, to lay BLAME:
Stealing Old JOKES, of UNCLE MILTIE BERLE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5641 on:
September 10, 2018, 06:08:18 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 321,027 times)
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I can Feel HALLOWEEN, in the AIR,
Oh, it's gonna be, Great, I SWEAR;
Several weeks, to GO,
Fast, by, they'll BLOW;
&, I know, that, All, of you, CARE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5642 on:
September 16, 2018, 06:21:06 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 321,178 times)
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THE MONSTERS, Awoke, from Their SLUMBER,
From the Noises, made, by Their local PLUMBER;
"We'll Allow, Him, to LIVE,
For the Comfort, He GIVES;
Since, with Plumbing, We're, DUMB & DUMBER!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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Wicked Lester
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Posts: 4914
You won't hear me until it's too late!
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5643 on:
September 17, 2018, 07:53:31 AM »
I'll give this a go even though this is not a limerick per say.
There once was boy from nan....
Wait a minute. Hows this?
Crack that bone,break that head
Beat little brother until he's dead.
Shove him in the oven and turn it to bake.
Make sure to make room for the chocolate cake.
Poor little brother sure was sweet
The BEST little brother we ever did eat.
The only sour part was a big red blister.
Next month for Christmas we'll have little sister.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5644 on:
September 22, 2018, 09:30:47 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 321,288 times)
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SUMMER'S Last Day, DISAPPEARS,
Like, a GHOST, it Gives, us, FEARS;
Chocolate & Jelly BEAN,
We Love HALLOWEEN;
Yet, in WINTER, we shed Icy TEARS!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5645 on:
September 23, 2018, 04:43:34 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 321,321 times)
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So, TODAY, Marks The First Day, of FALL,
We've Surmounted The ANNUAL WALL;
Despite, what the Year's BEEN,
We Crest, On, to HALLOWEEN;
FILLED, of MONSTERS and CANDY, Y'ALL!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5646 on:
September 24, 2018, 08:45:54 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 321,371 times)
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So, TODAY, Marks Our FIRST WEEK, Of AUTUMN,
We've Surrounded The SEASON and CAUGHT 'EM;
At the Speed, We're CAREENING,
We're a SMASH, HALLOWEENING;
Knocking The MONSTERS, Right, on Their BOTTOM!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
Sergeant
Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5647 on:
September 28, 2018, 06:17:50 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 322,183 times)
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THE MUMMY was, Feeling, "The URGE",
"Being HUMAN, Remains, a SCOURGE;
For, the Need, to PEE,
From TANA-LEAF TEA;
Oft, Arrives, in ONE, MIGHTY, SURGE!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5648 on:
September 30, 2018, 06:33:39 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 322,223 times)
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SEPTEMBER'S Last Day is FAILING,
OCTOBER, at Midnight, ASSAILING;
Pardon, My PUNTH,
We enter the MONTH;
For HALLOWEEN Tales' REGALING!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5649 on:
November 07, 2018, 10:05:50 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 324,270 times)
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Seems, I've been, derelict, in my DUTY,
Now, ain't, That, a Kick, in the BOOTY;
October flew & got MISSED,
More, like, Cease & DESIST!
UNWRITTEN, 'twas, All, still, a BEAUTY!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5650 on:
November 11, 2018, 06:43:16 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 324,382 times)
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COUNT DRACULA flew, through His CASTLE,
To prevent RENFIELD, from being a RASCAL;
"Only, moments, 'til, DAWN,
That Vermin, Human-SPAWN;
Threatened, to let Sunlight, into My CASTLE!"
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5651 on:
November 20, 2018, 07:58:23 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 324,793 times)
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October's PUMPKINS are, all, Broken, and, ROTTING,
Plus, Their CANDLE-WAX is, Frozen and CLOTTING;
GHOSTS are, still, HAUNTING,
Despite, it, being DAUNTING;
As A CHRISTMAS CAROL Gig, Looms, in the OFFING!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5652 on:
November 25, 2018, 05:14:53 PM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 325,271 times)
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Dear BORIS KARLOFF has, "DONE, IT, AGAIN!",
Reminding, us, all, that, He's, still, Our FRIEND;
Doggone SON, Of A GUN!
For A-HUNDRED-THIRTY-ONE;
He's lost, neither, TALENT, nor, CHARM! THE END.
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5653 on:
December 02, 2018, 02:55:24 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 325,783 times)
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In these shortening days, of the YEAR,
VAMPIRES, still, quaff BLOOD, not, BEER;
Some, even, love TASERS,
Yet, Beer, is, only, a CHASER;
As They wish, you, a HAPPY NEW FEAR!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG
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Posts: 4004
Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
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Reply #5654 on:
December 09, 2018, 09:36:48 AM »
WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead (Read 326,100 times)
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The First Storm, of this Winter's SNOWS,
Is, Raging, about, us, and, we're FROZE;
Tomorrow is FELT,
Like, it, shall MELT;
'Round, here, that's, just, how it GOES!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.
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