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               BATS, Rats, Spiders & Flies, Appeared, in DROVES,
               Called, by COUNT DRACULA, from Castle ALCOVES,
               Like, MAGIC, APPEARING,
               Left, Onlookers, A-FEARING;
               Save, RENFIELD, Who, spiced, them, with CLOVES!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THE MONSTERS will, Seldom, RELENT,
               RARER, still, Their DESIRE, to REPENT;
               It's, Always, about, MORE,
               Whether, BLOOD, or, GORE;
               It's the only time, They seem CONTENT!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, TELLY,
               Who's, Lack, of HYGIENE, left, Him, SMELLY;
               Each night, in His CRYPT,
               For this snack, He FLIPPED;
               A Macabre 'Substitute' Peanut Butter & JELLY!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               That Ancient, Greek, VAMPIRE, ANTIGONE,
               Centuries, later, fell, madly, in Love, with ME;
               Our life, Hunted and HARRIED,
               She was, already, MARRIED;
               She was, brought, up, on charges, of BIGAMY!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THE WEREWOLF, OF LONDON was COOL,
               He "did, not, suffer, Gladly, Any, FOOLS!"
               He thought Dr. YOGAMI,
               To be, rather, BALMY;
               Stealing Dr. G's FLOWERS led, to a DUEL!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named MOE,
               One, whom, "on the uptake", was, "SLOW";
               New, to Undead 'LIFE',
               Tried, to Bite, His WIFE;
               She staked, Him, while, telling, Him, "NO!"

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               In the SAME WAY, in which, VAMPIRES, FEED,
               This ARMY'S HUNGER, is, Based, upon NEED;
               By ye Ghost, o' James WHALE,
               We shalt, soon, Tip the SCALE;
               3-HUNDRED & 17,000; in a mere 50 READS!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               Each MONSTER keeps Its Own, SPECIAL, CREED,
               Like, the Strange colors, of the Blood, they BLEED;
               Whether, Winged or BIPEDAL,
               They Manufacture Great EVIL;
               They are, ultimately, the Horrors, of which We READ!

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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          THE DINOSAURS didn't know Their "TIME WAS UP",
          Neither, VENERABLE TRICERATOPS, Nor, T-REX PUP;
          From, far, Outer SPACE,
          To Smash Earth's FACE;
          A LONE, GIANT, ASTEROID, in ONE, SINGLE, DROP!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MOORE,
               Who's escape was, to 'melt', through the FLOOR;
               Didn't know, where, He WENT,
               He's, now, Trapped, in CEMENT;
               Slight misjudgement proved His reasoning, POOR!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               The CLASSIC MONSTERS follow a Special MOTIF,
               To be a True Fan implies having a TOTAL BELIEF;
               When you see the MOUTH,
               Is when, things, "GO, SOUTH";
               Unlike, NORMAL Humans, THEY have MO' TEETH!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THE MUMMY, touted, as, being, TOO, RECKLESS,
               Odd, as mild-mannered, He was called, FECKLESS;
               Sought, Him, a WIFE,
               Raised, up, His KNIFE;
               ISIS came, to LIFE, which, Left, Him, DRECKLESS!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               That VILE VAMPIRE was, Both, CAD AND BOUNDER,
               He'd turn His VICTIMS' BODIES, into 3/4-POUNDERS;
               He bragged, of this FEAT,
               Made a Fortune, in MEAT;
               Got, Himself, STAKED, Tasted, rather, like, FLOUNDER!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               There, once, was a VAMPIRE, named, MICK,
               Hard time, finding Blood, out, in the STICKS;
               He used His ALLURE,
               To Lure old LEMURS,
               Slow on the Uptake & Fooled by His TRICKS.

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               THAT MAD WEREWOLF was HOWLING, All, NIGHT,
               The VILLAGERS were, All, SPOOKED, with FRIGHT;
               No one was HURT,
               Save, Ernie... or, BERT;
               Discovered His Bark was, not, Worse, than His BITE!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.