WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            DRACULA Enrolled His Kids, in SCHOOL,
            Disruptive, They were thought, to be FOOLS;
            Gave the Teacher 'the SHAKES',
            By Unleashing SNAKES;
            Spend Their time, astride DUNCE'S STOOLS.

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

The Zombies tried to detect our motion.
But we had a special magic potion.
Soon they were all zapped
And then they were trapped.
Before dumping them all in the ocean.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            "OUR HOLIDAY IS COMING!" THEY SAY,
            A Year, apart, seems, So, FAR, AWAY;
            But, Nights, turning, COOL,
            Fine, for GHOST or GHOUL;
            "Trick or Treat", so, you won't have to PAY!

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               THE ZOMBIES have stolen My PLANTS,
               It gave Them, ANTS, In Their PANTS;
               They Twitch and JIVE,
               Just, like, They're ALIVE;
               Causing a Viral Dance Craze, in FRANCE!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

The monster was so ugly, and gaunt.
On high wobbly shoes she would flaunt,
What she had for sale,
But would always fail
As she wasn't a vessel for a jaunt.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            The Evening Fog added Its GLOOM,
            Enshrouding Gravestones & TOMBS;
            Masking The UNDEAD,
            So, They'd get AHEAD;
            Sealing Unsuspecting Victims' DOOM!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Maceo1]

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I know there's a man in the moon
He looks down like a lonely cartoon
He flies his night kite
in the dark side of light
Whilst whistling a lunatic tune

[Maceo1]

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There once was a toothless old Goon
Aging badly and crazy as a Loon
Found a lonely dried up Date
He asked, "would you be my Mate?"
Now together they share cat food with a spoon

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           The Magician sawed his Assistant, in HALF,
           The Audience, stunned, began, to LAUGH;
           "Oh, the trouble, it, BRINGS,
           'Going Half', on EVERYTHING;
           Imagine the Challenge, of taking a BATH!"

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Maceo1]

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Hickory Dickory Dock,
The bee buzzed round the clock,
The clock struck five ,
She went to her hive,
Hickory Dickory Dock!

[Maceo1]

There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.

[Maceo1]

There was an Old Man with a flute,
A sarpint ran into his boot;
But he played day and night,
Till the sarpint took flight,
And avoided that man with a flute.

[Maceo1]

There was an Old Man who supposed,
That the street door was partially closed;
But some very large rats,
Ate his coats and his hats,
While that futile old gentleman dozed.

[Flower]

There once was a hunchback named Gash Neville.
Who had a deal with 'Old Nick' the devil.
If he  could play the harp.
And take something sharp,
His evil would ascend to a higher level.

[Maceo1]

There once was a wonderful star
Who thought she would go very far
Until she fell down
And looked like a clown
She knew she would never go far.