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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #120 on: May 30, 2008, 01:02:10 PM »
The Baron's smile can be gruesome
if he's just had a platter of gruel; some
of his meals were once tourists
till Tim's appetite flourished
And I fear, that of his victims, I knew some!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #121 on: May 30, 2008, 10:13:48 PM »
Dear IVAN,
... More, for me, to treasure! Seems, like, we are the only stalwarts, left, to engage, in this TIM-FOOLERY!
... PACKY & MEEK, 'tho', not, IRISH, contributed mightily, and, come next March 17th, may, once again, do so. 'Til then, we must fart the good fart, since, our combined genius is a real GAS! Like admitting to flatulence, few, there are, of such bravery, yet, all, can identify, with this entirely corporeal trait... 1,793 people have viewed this madness, compared to the 10 or so, who have, repeatedly, released these toxic li'l bombs!
...  As a variation, on a theme, here's tonight's offering:
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What's eating The BARON... A Clown?!
No, I believe, 'tis the other way 'round;
He made TIM belly-laugh,
Yet, TIM bit him, in half,
Turning his greasepaint grin, up-side down!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #122 on: June 01, 2008, 11:50:46 AM »
Gasport seems hooked on vampire bashing
As he speaks of Dracula's heart smashing
but I know deep inside
he views the monsters with pride
Why else would he be here monster mashing?

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #123 on: June 01, 2008, 03:46:53 PM »
Frankenstein confided that his bride had gone astray
She left him for the Wolfman and is moving out today
He'd kill himself right now, if not for one important fact...
Each time he ends his life some evil doctor brings him back!

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #124 on: June 01, 2008, 08:29:40 PM »
Dear GASPORT & IVAN,
... Capital, Lads, Capital! Fine exchanges!
... This is an ode, to ELENA VERDUGO, set, to appear, at the CLASSIC MOVIE MONSTER CON, this October:
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ILONKA, that Gypsy Girl, so fine,
Fell, for THE WOLF MAN, ill-timed,
She gave him a silver bullet, of note,
'Ere, he tore out her throat,
They, both, died, in THE HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #125 on: June 01, 2008, 10:34:29 PM »
 For Ben [ i miss you] Chapman, the REEL GILLMAN:


  I ran into the Creature at a restaurant yesterday
  He said he had a craving for a tender fish fillet
  A waiter soon harpooned him, and dragged him out of sight
  Then added Gillman Chowder to the menu for the night.

 Because it's true, even monsters get the blues...
 Their mates can be unfaithful, friends can be so cruel
 You better mind your manners or they might come after you.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #126 on: June 04, 2008, 11:24:31 PM »
Dear UMA FANG-MILY,
... I regret, to inform you, that, here... is  another LIMERICK!!!
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Another Limerick, you say?! HORRENDOUS!
Such, an evil omen, as this, PORTENTOUS!
We thought they were dead,
Now, with this new one, read;
From Ghoulies & Ghosties & Limericks DEFEND US!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
THERE ONCE WAS A BARON FROM NANTUCKET...

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #127 on: June 05, 2008, 11:38:24 AM »
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
THERE ONCE WAS A BARON FROM NANTUCKET...
Whose dictionary was a bucket
He'd fill it with puns
and then choose the worst ones
And he shares them with us, how unluck.. it.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #128 on: June 06, 2008, 10:13:21 AM »
Awww, Thankee, M'Lad, I'm touched!
... which explains my perpetual stay, in the UMA rubber room!
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That SALTY SEA-DOG, IVAN, so CRAZY,
His CORN was truly a-MAIZE-ing;
He'd shuck all his puns,
Then, shoot 'em, from guns,
A CEREAL KILLER, swimming, in WACKY & WAVY GRAVY!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY & THE BARON, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #129 on: June 08, 2008, 06:35:25 AM »
Right back atcha, Baron!

My secret life as a cerial killer; I'll share it.
I offed Yummy Mummy and took his wrap; now I wear it.
I killed Lucky the Leprechaun, how bold;
a shame he had no pot o' gold.
But I heard that our Meek will inherit.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #130 on: June 08, 2008, 08:26:45 AM »
IVAN'S LUCKY CHARMS: {Jingle}"THEY'RE FIENDISHLY DELICIOUS!" &, IRISH-THEMED, at that!
... May you be FRANKEN-BERRIED ALIVE!
... "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! BERRIED ALIVE; BERRIED ALIVE!" Sang BERRY GIBB, o' THE BEE-GEES!
 
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So, MEEK shall inherit the earth;
After Humankind's demise, what's it worth?
Amid the books, of her library,
The most precious one's buried,
THE SCROLL OF THOTH, the Curse, to reverse!
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... Wowsers, that one spilled, out, so rapidly, that, it, even, scared me!
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & FRIENDS, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #131 on: June 08, 2008, 09:07:14 AM »

     What need have I of the Earth?
     When my finances are really quite dearth.
     It is generally felt,
     That Meek never needs any Gelt,
     Since my treasure is my keen sense of mirth.
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #132 on: June 08, 2008, 12:20:52 PM »
IVAN'S LUCKY CHARMS: {Jingle}"THEY'RE FIENDISHLY DELICIOUS!" &, IRISH-THEMED, at that!
... May you be FRANKEN-BERRIED ALIVE!
... "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! BERRIED ALIVE; BERRIED ALIVE!" Sang BERRY GIBB, o' THE BEE-GEES!
 
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And here I thought Burried Glibb sang "BARELY ALIVE" after suffering from a Saturnian Daylight Fever.

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I know its for all that I speak
When I say the Earth has inherited Meek.
We're so lucky in the UMA to have her
She's like potpourri stuffed in a cadaver;
Without her these forums would reek!
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #133 on: June 08, 2008, 08:42:47 PM »
LIMERICK POTPOURRI
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I draw MEEK, out, with wit & repartee,
Yet, she's indispensable, to the UMA!
Yea, our MEEK is Queen;
A real {volatile} Human Bean,
Exuding Laughing Gas, whenever, we play!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #134 on: June 11, 2008, 10:40:06 AM »
Universal's theme parks are now fishin'
for a musical monster, so they're wishin'
that the Creature will just sing along
when they teach him their funky fresh songs.
This may work but I don't share their vision.   ???
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