WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[Uncula]

  I read that you would throw in your toupee'
      Cried Dracula's bald pate in dismay!
              If you don't need it
           then simply just deed it
           for I could use it today!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                              by BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG

   HERE'S TO 965,000 MORE LIMERICKS! 
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         There's a UMA MADMAN, PAUL, also, called, "PACKY"
         Who's LIMERICK Thread made US, say: "By CRACKY!"
         He Inspired this WEIRD MADNESS,
         Which brings, so, much, GLADNESS,
         Although, the General Population deems us, "WHACKY"!

~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               "BRAVO!" I say, to Beloved Brother, UNCULA,
               He puts the "FUN", in our LIMERICK FUNCULA,
               Whilst, not, quite, as RAD,
               As our Dear DR. MADD,
               I toast, Them, both, by drinking THE UN-COLA!

~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Uncula]

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             Cheers, Mate, said Uncula to the Dear Barron Tim
                            For once again, mentioning him
                                In a limerick so divine
                            It will pass the test of time
                    And the lights of this Thread will not Dim

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[tv horror]

I have it on good authority,
That Baron Timotheus is in a minority,
Because there is no such person,
That writes these limericks for our immersion,
Only a pure out and out writer of impurity.

[Uncula]

I have it on good authority,
That Baron Timotheus is in a minority,
Because there is no such person,
That writes these limericks for our immersion,
Only a pure out and out writer of impurity.

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TV Horror must be insane
I think his pictures to blame
Like Dorian of Old
His picture extols
Evil Deeds, that were His game
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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

      ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~

        'Tis True, that, I am counted, in a MINORITY,
        SOUTH-PAWS are, not, this world's MAJORITY,
        Howe'er, MAURICE: "NO SUCH PERSON"?!
        My MUMMY claimed me, as Her SON;
        I'd have, to believe, that, She's the Best AUTHORITY!

      ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

While turning his eggs with a spatula,
He realised that he fancied instead a plump tarantula,
With his foot upon the waste basket pedal,
He had to make do with a resident spider under the icon medal,
Such was the fickleness of our own dear member Uncula.

[Uncula]

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While Tarantulas are not first rate
and to like them may not be your fate
If you would try them
You would not despise them
With enough, your hunger they'd sate

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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

                 FRANK DIETZ' "SKETCHY THINGS" Strikes, Again!

~~~~  ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~

    THE BLOB gained Ultimate, Shape-Shifting, VAMPIRIC POWERS,
    Whilst rolling, amid TRANSYLVANIAN NOCTURNAL BOWERS;
    Its Transformation? Comedic, not, SLUTTY,
    Deadly BLOB, evolving, into SILLY PUTTY;
    Makes MONSTER Caricature Impressions, whiling, away, the HOURS!

~~~~  ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~
                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

While some people find me quite snide,
There can be no doubting I'm fine to confide,
Once and a while I like to join in and post,
Or it would be the matter of giving up the ghost,
But I cannot deny I love faunting my Mister Hyde.

[packy120353]

(for the arachnidologists among us)

Lately this has become my man-tra
Tonight I tried feeding my Taranch'la
She soon got my goat
she's going into molt
So the crickets will soon be goin'afta'ha
(my Chilean Rosie, though now confirmed female is named informally--Fuzznuts

Mr T by packy120353, on Flickr

[Dr. Madd]

My friend has a chilean rose-haired. I'll stick to my Ball Python.

[packy120353]

Now you have TWO friends with a CHilean Rose!

[Uncula]

(for the arachnidologists among us)

Lately this has become my man-tra
Tonight I tried feeding my Taranch'la
She soon got my goat
she's going into molt
So the crickets will soon be goin'afta'ha
(my Chilean Rosie, though now confirmed female is named informally--Fuzznuts

Mr T by packy120353, on Flickr

There once was a Tarantula named Fred.
Who my wife thought would be better off Dead.
She thought it t'was a spider
and when he plopped down beside her,
She took a knife and cut off it's head.