WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             There, once, were Strange Species, called DINOSAURS,
             Whose reign lasted millions, of years, not, mere, hours;
             You'd find, out, exactly, why,
             There was BLOOD, in Their Eye,
             If their Hungry Gaze fell, upon you, with its unmistakable Glower!

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
          TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               I, always, love, to see that Olde MONSTER Gang, of Mine,
               CREATURE, DRAC, THE WOLF MAN and FRANKENSTEIN,
               Whene'er I visit The UMA,
               E'en, as I do, Today;
               Such visits simplify Life's Meaning, 'til content, I feel FINE!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

There once was a gentleman named Gray,
Who enjoyed a decadent lifestyle persay,
As his friends aged and withed,
He remained fresh and bewildered,
By the fates demand their due that his portrait could not betray.

Happy birthday Oscar Wilde from one fellow Irishman to another.

[long live kong]

There once was a writer named Jack,
who was afraid of being known as a hack,
so he pitched his luck,
at the hotel 'Overlook',
but the resident spooks made him crack!

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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        There, once, was a, quite, Stirring LIMERICK STEW, 
        Starring MADMEN, who wrote, what, they KNEW; 
        That, you don't do the CRIME,
        If you can't do the TIME, 
        With CLASSIC MONSTERS, unafraid, to BOO-HOO!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[Dr. Madd]

There once was a fellow named dwight
whose train flew faster than light
Down the rails he would drive
and so would arrive
before he even left sight


I knew a short werewolf from whitehead
Whose werewolf clock was really quite dead
someone dropped their pants
He began his mad dance
because he saw the  full moon overhead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

            WELCOME, To The New BLOOD: DR. MADD!

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               LIMERICKS, to be Good, must be BAD,
               To make READERS, Happy, not, SAD,
               This NEW KID, in our UMA TOWN,
               Can coax a Smile, from a FROWN,
               Can't refrain, He, from being Zany, DR. MADD!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Dr. Madd]

Thanks. I will also be , if you wish, your culinary advisor.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Thanks. I will also be , if you wish, your culinary advisor.

Thank you, DR. MADD,
   Count me in!
   And, feel free, by all means, to  continue, to cook, up, some, more, o' your tasty LIMERICKS, about MONSTERS, whether, CLASSIC, or, not.

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           DR. MADD, unlike, Pres. NIXON, is, not, a CROOK,
           I've espied other Threads, to find proof, he's a COOK,
           His Wife, MRS. MADD, when I've asked HER,
           Says HUBBY knows the RECIPE, FOR DISASTER,
           And, in fact, to that CULINARY END, is writing a BOOK!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Dr. Madd]

The Good Baron BGG of poems is really quite keen
and there is no end to be seen
If you log into this thread
Lots of prose to be read
In the confines of your PC screen

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       We're wending our way, towards the 30,000 MARK,
       Cool, for LIMERICKS, which, mostly, refer, to the DARK;
       Our READERS have visited 28,316 TIMES;
       Interest sustained; 'tis a wee bit SUBLIME,
       To the few MONSTER MADMEN, who pen, for a LARK!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Dr. Madd]

The zombies lurched into a mall
to feed their hunger's grim call
They munched on the shoppers
all hacked up with choppers
and didn't stop till they devoured them all.

[tv horror]

Scatter, Charp13 and unknown primate I admire,
They have been motivated to lose weight because they tire,
So we should support them in their quest,
By shouting encouragement that they'll do their best,
Although I suspect that they are not alone as we too could aspire.


P.S
I'm behind your efforts 100%, good luck.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           THE UNIVERSAL MONSTERS, tossed, on a Flaming PYRE,
           Return, like, COUNT DRACULA, from his DUSTY PILE,
           They are UNDYING; UNDEAD,
           Like, my FMOFs, oft, RE-READ,
           Because, you know: CLASSICS, NEVER, GO, OUT, OF STYLE!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              At last! Once, again, 'tis OCTOBER TWENTY;
              A date, Beloved, by MONSTER KIDS, A-PLENTY!
              For BELA LUGOSI was BORN,
              This day, in a Land, FOREIGN,
              To portray COUNT DRACULA, &, Other such GENTRY!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.