WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              The MUMMY was wrapped, up, in a dubious ENIGMA,
              Was his CURSE, real, or, of his Imagination, a FIGMA,
              3,000 years, of no chance, to PEE,
              Until, he smelled TANA LEAF TEA;
              Left his SARCOPHAGUS, in the Dust, in a Hurry, BIG, MA!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

There once was a limerick planet
Whose best poet ate half a pomegranate
Now they're suffering a dearth
cause he spends time on Earth
They shouldn't have taken the Baron for granted

BROTHER IVAN,
   My Apologies! I missed the fact, that, you graced page 79, with the final LIMERICK Input...
So, I am presuming, that, our millions, of other Readers, might have might missed it, too... Therefore, I've taken the liberty, of bringing it, foreward, onto PAGE # 80...
... A Landmark Achievement... Never, have so few, done so much, with so little, for so many!
                                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          There, once, was a GHOST, of a CHANCE,
          Who said, that, his name was ROSENCRANTZ,
          He appeared, during the day,
          Of an olde SHAKESPEARE Play,
          In a small HAMLET, in DENMARK, to DANCE!

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                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              There, once, was a JAZZ SINGER, named SCAT,
              Who was, undoubtedly, one HIP, COOL, CAT,
              His SPOOKY LYRICS were TERSE,
              Ranging, from BAT, to VERSE,
              He rehearsed, in a Hearse, &, "HE'S WHERE IT'S AT!"

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[tv horror]

Who is that fiend with the hairy face,
He seems to grace our limerick thread at a pace,
The beast is a work horse,
But he keeps plowing until he's hoarse,
Why it's the baron no less and no one can take his place.


If this keeps up we'll have to rename the thread the Baron's brogue!
well done my friend.

[tv horror]

There once were two kid's named Flora and Miles,
Their governess scolded them to keep off the tiles,
Why you naughty kid's oh I'm so cross,
Now the Master will be at a loss,
First it was Jessel and Quint filling you with their venomous bile's.

[tv horror]

Who could forget the great Lugosi stare,
And those spidery fingers pointed with his glare,
Poor Mr Renfield was absolutely terrified,
As he explored below deck it left him petrified,
His only defence was madness as he stood upon the stair.

[packy120353]

A ghost sometimes misconstrues
the meanings of words that we use.
One time in a frolic
tried to scare an alcoholic,
But was welcomed for bringing him "BOO's"!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            OMIGOD! A Verifiable LIMERICK, from Bro. PACKY!
            GHOST-POSTIE, quite TASTY; Definitely, SNACKY!
            Still, PAUL'S, all, the RAGE,
            Freed, from His RIB-CAGE,
            Now, after STRETCHING, we'll release him, from THE RACKY!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.  

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            A Triple-Header, giv'n, by our young IRISH WONDER,
            Created, by TV HORROR/MAURICE, with, nary, a BLUNDER;
            Luv, Luv Them, DO,
            They, always, ring, TRUE,
            We're Grateful, to have him, here, 'tho' he tear us, ASUNDER!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 



 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          With Our EIGHTIETH LIMERICK PAGE, filling, up, very FAST,
          Our TOPIC: IRISH LIMERICKS AHEAD, won't run, out, of GAS;
          27,608 times, hath IT been READ,
          By, both, THE LIVING, &, THE UNDEAD,
          Before Ye know it, this number will ha'e been Double-SURPASSED!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                    THE Von WOLFSTEIN CURSE!
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              A million Limericks run, through my BRAIN,
              Echoes, of MONSTER PUNS, in sweet REFRAIN;
              They "jig-saw puzzle", THROUGH,
              I make sense, of them, for YOU,
              As I print another, the Process begins, AGAIN!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.  

[packy120353]

And I admit that I've reticent
with the Limericks I've never sent.
I await for the time
I again think in Rhyme
and my funny thoughts won't go unspent!

(Thank you Bennett Cerf for the folllowing)

Every Limericker is a poet
Sometimes you just wouldn't know it.
The joy we derive
from this thread staying alive
Our feet our Longfellow's and we show it!

[tv horror]

My friend Scottie gave me a warning call,
Keep watching the skies he had some gall,
What's got under your skin to give me a ring,
Believe me friend it was a terrifying Thing,
Just scan the skies and prepare for the coming squall.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         There, once, were some VAMPIRES, from München,
         Who set a NETTE, by opening a LUNCHEON,
         What helped them, by DAY, to COPE,
         Was their Lustful, UNDYING, HOPE,
         Of wrapping their FANGS, 'round the throat, of GISELE BUNDCHEN!

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.