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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1170 on: September 12, 2010, 07:05:01 PM »
 tynhrt ~~~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~ Zombie Cool ~~~ Zombie Shocked ~~~ Zombie Roll Eyes ~~~~~ tynhrt

        There, once, was a MONSTER, named TERRIBLE TOMMY,
        Who lived, in a CYBER-PIT, which drove Him, quite, BALMY,
        This WRAITH proved, to be, THE EPITOME,
        As He engaged, in a WILD HAUNTING SPREE;
        He attacked me, and, I cried, "EEEEEEEEE! PITY ME, TOMMY!"

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 


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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1171 on: September 13, 2010, 04:10:52 AM »
   :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ;D

          There was an Abominable CREATURE, called SLUDGE,
          A Nasty-Tempered Critter, who carried a GRUDGE;
          He sought, to give Folks a WHOPPING,
          Instead, they started SLUDGE-CHOPPING,
          Turns, out, he yielded a half-ton, of really tasty FUDGE!

   :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ;D
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1172 on: September 13, 2010, 05:25:33 PM »
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       There, once, was a Ravenous ZOMBIE, named FRED,
       Who, whence awakening, in his cheap coffin, UNDEAD,
       Watched, as the local Blue-Bloods, all, ran,
       Lest, he proved, to them, that, he can,
       Demonstrate, that, their Noble Blood wasn't Blue, but, RED!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 


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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1173 on: September 14, 2010, 04:43:57 AM »
   :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ 8) ~~~~ 8) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ :-*

        There, once, was a Dangerous GIANT COMET,
        Composed, entirely, of residue, of ALIEN VOMIT,
        It HURLED, through SPACE,
        With remarkable GRACE;
        On crash-landing, was reduced, so much, you could PALM IT!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1174 on: September 14, 2010, 05:58:01 PM »
    thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt

             The lone VAMPIRE flew, out, of his darkened CRYPT,
             In search, of warm Blood, a Treat, to be sipped,
             Traveling, through the night air,
             With, nary, concern, nor, care...
             'Til he realized: "I forgot my dentures!" He felt ill-equipped!

    thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt
                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.  




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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1175 on: September 15, 2010, 06:54:57 PM »
      8) ~~~ 8) ~~~ 8) ~~~ 8) ~~~ 8) ~~~ 8) ~~~ 8)

             There, once, was a STORYLINE GAME,  ;D
             To bring our dear olde UMA FAME,  :o
             The Scripting is FREE-FORM,  :-[
             Improvisation is the NORM,  >:D
             Composing a LIMERICK is, just, the SAME!  :-*  ;)

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TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1176 on: September 16, 2010, 05:47:57 PM »
 :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ;)

          THE WOLF MAN had finished his grisly meal,
          It's, now, known, as "KEEPIN' IT REAL";
          Although, Gory, as hell,
          Tickets didn't sell, well;
          Beautiful Ladies upped the film's sex appeal.

 :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ;)
                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1177 on: September 17, 2010, 06:36:24 PM »
    ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::)

           There, once, was a Throw-back CREATURE, Prehistoric,
           Who swam, in the Black Lagoon, poetically, stoic,
           Humans, with a Female, suddenly, invaded,
           He realized his desire, to her, to be Mated,
           Until they cured him, with a strong dose, of Paragoric!

    ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::)
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1178 on: September 18, 2010, 08:58:08 AM »
 tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt

           There, once, was an ADDAMS, named, FESTER,
           Who, as a BANE, to normal folk, would PESTER,
           He'd jump, out, and, yell "BOO!",
           At people, like, YOU;
           Am I HE? So CLEVER! You GUESSED 'ER, CHESTER!

                                    BOO! ;)

 tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt ~~ tynhrt
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1179 on: September 19, 2010, 08:28:59 AM »
 thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt

             There, once, was a VAMPIRE, IVAN, from KURSK,
             Who, to find Victims, the Internet, would LURK,
             When he'd spot likely Prey,
             He'd type: "Have a nice DAY!"
             But, he meet them, after sundown, then, go BERSERK!

                 HAVE A NICE DAY! MUA-HA-HA-HA-ET-CETERA!

 thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ thrhrt

                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1180 on: September 19, 2010, 03:51:52 PM »
      ;D ~~~ :-* ~~~ ::) ~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~ tynhrt

           This LIMERICK Thread slides, down the Line, really, fast;
           As if, Its Days, of Importance, were a Thing, of the Past,
           We'll keep soldiering, on,
           Less brain, &, more brawn,
           Until a Readership, of One Million, we've achieved, at last!

      ;D ~~~ :-* ~~~ ::) ~~~ :o ~~~ thrhrt ~~~ ededed ~~~ tynhrt
                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1181 on: September 19, 2010, 07:45:51 PM »
   :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o

          There, once, was a GIANT ALLIGATOR;
          Ate People, like FRENCH-FRIED POTATERS,
          The Ketch-up, was BLOOD,
          It poured, like, a FLOOD,
          He devoured my entire ALMA MATER!

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                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1182 on: September 19, 2010, 07:53:40 PM »
Really diggin' your latest lims, good Baron!  Awesome!
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1183 on: September 20, 2010, 02:10:06 AM »
Really diggin' your latest lims, good Baron!  Awesome!

         THANKS, UP; For your kind remark, I've woven you, into one, as well! ;)

          ;D ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :o ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ;D ~~~~ :-*

                Our Brother, UNKNOWN PRIMATE, really "digs my LIMS",
                I keep them, Pumped & Exercised, in my MENTAL GYM,
                You can see my Bulging BRAINS,
                And, Say:"That's just INSANE!",
                A Typical Refrain, for LIMS, built, on a Moment's WHIM!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
      TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.  

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1184 on: September 20, 2010, 05:07:46 PM »
There once was a limerick planet
Whose best poet ate half a pomegranate
Now they're suffering a dearth
cause he spends time on Earth
They shouldn't have taken the Baron for granted
Homo homini lupus
"Man is a wolf to man"

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