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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #990 on: June 05, 2010, 05:27:35 AM »
 ;D   BRILLIANT LIMERICK, MAURICE, OLDE FRIEND!

 ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::)

         Our Resident IRISHMAN, TV HORROR, t'wouldst seem,
         Is a CLASSIC MONSTER-Man o' Very Bold Dreams;
         A Brave Heart, he's, unafraid, to dally,
         With VAMPIRE Ladies - Right up his Alley!
         Such an image left me, laughing, 'til I burst, at the seams!

 ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ ::)
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #991 on: June 05, 2010, 08:04:45 AM »
I have spent the last hour reading this thread,
I laughed so hard I almost lost my head,
Nothing feels better when logging on,
Than seeing in 'posts unread'..
Warning: Irish Limericks ahead!
 
God bless you limericking fools!!!
Monster lovers never grow old....

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #992 on: June 05, 2010, 10:02:00 PM »
I have spent the last hour reading this thread,
I laughed so hard I almost lost my head,
Nothing feels better when logging on,
Than seeing in 'posts unread'..
Warning: Irish Limericks ahead!
 
God bless you limericking fools!!!

 ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D

                   True, to form, our Limerick Forum RULES,
                   24,000+ Readers, Goblins and Ghouls;
                   LONG LIVE KONG sums, up, Best,
                   What we'd hope, from the Rest,
                   That, our word-Play, creates a most tasty GRUEL!

 ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D
                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.




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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #993 on: June 05, 2010, 10:17:23 PM »
Tis was beauty that killed the beast, so answer me this? Why is the Baron still posting Limericks! 2400+ there must be an awful lot of sick people about and I must confess that I am one of them, correction make that two seeing that I am in two minds.


Speaking of most comely wenches,
There is many to be found in the trenches,
Covered in mud or for matter blood,
You could always tell a bath from a flood,
But nothing beats those buttock clenches.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #994 on: June 06, 2010, 04:06:39 PM »
:o TV HORROR Writ: "But nothing beats those buttock clenches."  ;)
Sounds, like, the answer, to a ZEN KOAN: " What's the sound, of one hand, clapping?"...

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         The VAMPIRE'S curse: unable, to enter, uninvited,  >:(
         He knocked, but, was turned, away; felt slighted;  :'(
         So, he tried his olde romantic charms,  >:D
         They brought him, no good, only, harm,  :o
         He escaped, withered, blighted; with Hopes, unrequited!  :-[

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
 TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.








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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #995 on: June 08, 2010, 06:03:12 PM »
        :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D

                   THE MUMMY was maudlin, over losing his Love,
                   So many centuries, elapsed, with him, out, of the groove;
                   Still, no dummy, he,
                   To set her Mummy, free,
                   He'd kill her current incarnation, but, she didn't approve!

        :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D ~~~~~ :D
                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
           TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #996 on: June 08, 2010, 07:11:09 PM »
        :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o

                                  Number  996
                                 ~~~~~~~~~
               Keeping, alive{?}, this LIMERICK Thread,
               Requires new material, about THE UNDEAD,
               Fresh BLOOD must be added,
               To quaff, what we've padded,
               With motifs, of re-cycled puns, previously, read!

        :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o ~~~ :o
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.


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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #997 on: June 08, 2010, 07:14:39 PM »
    ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::)

                                               Number  997
                                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~
                  COUNT DRACULA thought, that, our Limericks sucked;
                  "They're, no, kin, to me, their teeth are, too, bucked!"
                  Still, with appetite, hearty,
                  He read them, like, a party;
                  Declaring, as he finished: " That Von WOLFSTEIN is a schmuck!"

    ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::) ~~~~~ ::)
                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #998 on: June 08, 2010, 07:18:45 PM »
 :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'(

                                  Number 998
                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
           The ELECTRODES breathed, into THE MONSTER, Life;
           Yet, in doing, so, bequeathed him, only, strife,
           His Face, and, his Form,
           So, reviled, and, forlorn,
           Turned, out, to be the reason, that, He "blew, up" his "Wife".

 :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'( ~~~~~ :'(

           --- Sounds, like, one, of those inflatable jobs.
                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #999 on: June 08, 2010, 07:22:35 PM »
     ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D

                                     Number 999
                                 ~~~~~~~~~~~
              Our Serendipitous Reign, as True MONSTER KIDS,
              Embraces a UNIVERSAL Network, of Various IDS,
              With, so much, Love, and, Talent,
              As well as Courage, quite, valiant,
              Keeps us Loving THE CLASSICS, as, much, as we, ever, did!

     ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D ~~~~~ ;D
                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1000 on: June 08, 2010, 07:28:32 PM »
 ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :-* ~~~~ ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :-*

                             NUMBER 1000
                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            LIMERICK 1000! As a Punster, I just couldn't resist;
            For my copping this Title, please, don't be pissed,
            Who'd have believed it, as "Inevitable",
            As PACKY PAUL grew our first "rotten vegetable",
            That, 999 Limericks, later, The MUSE, our Brains, still, kissed!

 ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :-* ~~~~ ;D ~~~~ :o ~~~~ ::) ~~~~ :-*
                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
    TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1001 on: June 08, 2010, 07:44:07 PM »
     :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[

                                          Number 1001
                                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
                  LON CHANEY, SR., "THE MAN, OF A THOUSAND FACES"
                  Left, to Posterity,a Career, of Remarkable Graces;
                  Our LIMERICKS' Deformity,
                  Shows, off, our Enormity,
                  Of 1000 Bold Faces, of Remarks and Disgraces!

     :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[ ~~~~~ :-[
                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1002 on: June 09, 2010, 12:07:25 PM »
Something awoke count Drac with a start,
It wasn't the sun,
Or a stake through the heart,
He'd dreampt of a man lurking in the mist,
Dr. Extactor, the great dentist!'
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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1003 on: June 11, 2010, 07:32:25 PM »
                LONG LIVE KONG writ: "Dr. Extactor, the great dentist!'"
                                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~
             :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X

                         The Arcane Tooth-Puller, above, mentioned,
                         Believed, that, with an ounce, of prevention,
                         He'd save any denture,
                         From untimely censure,
                         So, "YANK", 'E go, HOME, from MONSTER CONVENTIONS!

             :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X ~~~~ :-X
                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead
« Reply #1004 on: June 11, 2010, 08:43:27 PM »
Timotheus is the man in the vault,
Why oh why is recycling our fault,
Do we not furnage the odd amusing limerick,
That distracts us from the dentists needle prick,
Teeth aside it's the old wounds that need the salt.


The Baron is in the thongs of boredom this day,
Going over the old and the dusty come what may,
Limerick's are built to last that is true,
However on this thread it is safe from the contents so blue,
So we make do with the humour instead and mix it into the fray.
A limerick a day keeps the Baron at bay

 

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