WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[tv horror]

Now I am as proud as a farmyard rooster,
Strutting my stuff from the baron's Limerick booster,
So while my head swims round and fills,
I can be found on the floor right under the bar's tills,
For I am an Irishman not a poor man's Bertie Wooster.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                      This UMA ARMY is Awesomely Great;
                      For, here, one can find so many Mates!
                      These Limericks are global,
                      And, not, unlike, a snowball,
                      Whose chances, in hell, are, best, left, to Fate!

        ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW, 
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Silence is golden and such a treat,
Yet writing these limericks is such a feat,
Onwards and upwards,
We are never short of words,
For it is my pleasure to meet and greet.

[Crazy1van]

I just watched two Paul Naschy movies
made in the 70s, their soundtracks were groovy
I saw him play werewolf, slasher, and the Devil
appearing with zombies, vampires, all quite evil
His filmography's comnparable to Chaney's... but with more boobies!

[tv horror]

Chaney may not have had the odd boob,
But his films made up for that on the TV tube,
Long gone are his phantom and hunchback,
Even during the afternoon as I munch from my lunchpack,
I took the time to enjoy his legacy via my living room cube.

[Unknown Primate]

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                      This UMA ARMY is Awesomely Great;
                      For, here, one can find so many Mates!
                      These Limericks are global,
                      And, not, unlike, a snowball,
                      Whose chances, in hell, are, best, left, to Fate!

        ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW, 
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

That was extra cool, Baron!  These are ALL so cool, I think they should all be in a special UMA Limerick Compilation book!

[tv horror]

I get so excited listening to our own hairy gorilla,
Thats why we are like boats in a flotilla,
We depend on each other,
For thats why we even bother,
And gather together under the UMA umbrella.


P.S
I'm all for the limerick's being published and the proceeds going into the UMA fund, great idea Unknown Primate. Although you might have some trouble from you know who? (Tim) I've heard that he can be a bit tight. In fact I don't know if this is true or not but I even heard it said that he even charges the moths for living in his wallet! 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

tv horror writ:
P.S. ~ I'm all for the limerick's being published and the proceeds going into the UMA fund!
Great idea, Unknown Primate.
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Dear UP,
... Capital Idea, for raising additional TOY TOUR CAPITAL!
   If we sold copies, of our Limerick book, in Washington, it would be a CAPITOL IDEA!
   TV HORROR is a Genius...
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Although you might have some trouble from you know who? (Tim) I've heard that he can be a bit tight.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   I'm TIGHT, only, when I drink... I mix OIL, into my Alcohol, so, that, I don't SQUEAK!
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In fact I don't know if this is true or not but I even heard it said that he even charges the moths for living in his wallet! 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   Oh, ENTIRELY TRUE! And, they are, only, too happy, to pay!
   Otherwise, they end up as MOTH SOUFFLE!
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EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             I agree, with UP & TV: we should compile a book,
             Of our Limerick Madness, so, that, others may look,
             To see, that, the UMA,
             Is no work, &, all play;
             Creating, more, MONSTER KIDS, who'll "Give Us THE HOOK"!

        ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.
        ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~  

[Crazy1van]

Didn't we discuss this idea once before?
Picking the best poems; not too easy a chore
While the books probably wouldn't sell;
I'd try it anyway, what the hell.
But since all our efforts are this bad, we may need some more

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

  ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

                  Amongst my most favourite, of modern inventions,
                  Is the concept, known, as HORROR CONVENTIONS,
                  Delighted, to attend them, since AD 2002,
                  By now, I've racked up, more, than a few;
                  Money, or, free time, might fail me, but, not, my intentions!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

            ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~

               It escaped my notice: WALPURGIS-NACHT!
               BORGO PASS, at sunset, we set our clocks;
               From April 30th, unto May 1st;
               When evil spirits do their worst -
               DRACULA'S DEMETER reaches England's docks.

            ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~
                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

I had the good fortune tonight,
Of witnessing a most wonderful sight,
It was late evening that I beset,
A mountain range's  Sunset,
What a fitting end to Walpurgis night.
     

[Crazy1van]

I rather enjoyed this night of Walpurgis
For this year it marked the end of my service
No longer the villain
I'm now a civilian
Seems I made the military too nervous

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                    A RASH LIMERICK, ABOUT...  A SHRUBBERY!
                   ------------------------------------------------
                   Ambushed, by a PLANT, in my own Backyard;
                   I'm BRANDED, with its POISONOUS "Calling-Card"!
                   No, not, BIT, by a nasty, Alien, TRIFFID,
                   Nor, even, *gasp* KATHY GIFFORD;
                   This CREEP, by Creeping IVY, was BIT, HARD!

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                                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.