WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              The scary 1944 Poster read: "The Devil's Own Brood",
              No MYSTERY, in THE HOUSE, unlike, "EDWIN DROOD",
              With Icons, BORIS and LON,
              Meeting GLENN and JOHN,
              Plus, LEO and ELENA; WOW! Always, makes me FEEL GOOD!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               In our LIFE'S MONSTER SALAD, The Ingredient List RUNS,
               So, to Laugh, 'til you cry, scoop on UNCLE FORRY ONIONS;
               For, 'tho', we, oft, make HASTE,
               We mustn't skimp, on the TASTE,
               Keep ladling, on, the savoured Flavour, of PERPETUAL PUNS!

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                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW, 
             TIMMY & THE BARON & FJA & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

What's this? The Barons salad gives you the runs. Behave yourself Sir!


While it is great to hear the Baron's news,
I can't help but run to pinch my nose,
He has plans to rule the World with his onion dose,
I see the masses run for their lives from his vantage views,
People in general holding their noses from his foul phews.

[mike c]

His recipe does sound quite dismal;
The depth of the gas pains abysmal.
But short of abstaining,
The only remaining
Solution is Pepto-Bismol!


Mike C.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                BARON Von WOLFSTEIN is a MONSTER, most HAIRY,
                With MAURICE and MIKE C., a STOOGE, like LARRY,
                Three WILD'N'CRAZY Writer GUYS,
                Limerick puns, of the most truthful lies,
                Who amuse, via Nonsense, in GENERAL, like, TERRY!

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                                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,   
          TIMMY & THE BARON & CRAZY IVAN & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

In old Edinburgh town lived a man called Gray,
Nightly this fiend goes about his grisly task  to slay,
His delight is torturing Dr MacFarlaine over his dark past,
How much can a man take before he breaks at last,
With blood on his hands he meets his end as fear holds sway.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                     In IRELAND, the Banshees do roam,
                     Mad, at the mouth, they do foam,
                     Your life they shall quell,
                     A wraith-like death-knell,
                     So, don't let one follow you home!

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                               EXANIMO EVERNOW, 
      TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                     COUNT DRACULA said, to His Vampire Bride,
                     Don't drink the Blood, from JEKYLL & HYDE,
                     Their blood has a taint,
                     They are what they ain't,
                     If you do, you might unleash a MONSTER inside!

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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              LARRY TALBOT, into THE WOLF MAN, did CHANGE, 
              'Neath the Full Moon's influence became DERANGED; 
              He Lupinely loped, from the MOORS,   
              Thru DR. NIEMANN'S Mad Lab DOORS, 
              To MEET a FRANKENSTEIN, o' the GLENN, most STRANGE! 

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW, 
         TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Dear LURKING NON-MEMBERS,
... To catch the full effect, and meaning, of this Limerick, you must sign up, with The UMA!
... 'Tis the TAG{You're-It}LINE, to a luvly thread!

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              ICON TRANS FORM A TION Oooohhh! SCARY!
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                  "REVENGE", Br'er MAURICE?! ... "TERRIBLE", you say?!
                  Why, you're, as guilty, as I, in writing our Limerick essays,
                  Poor DAVID might have become daft,
                  Worth it; if, even, once, he's laughed,
                  Proves, that, "he's worth his salt", in our MONSTER KID Ways!

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              ICON TRANS FORM A TION Oooohhh! SCARY!
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                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
             TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, Like DAVID, GOOOOODDD!, B.G.G.

[LonChaney]

                     To Borrow a Punch-Line, from THE ACKER-MONSTER!
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                A MONSTER, Unstoppable! His Unearthly Visage, a SIGHT: 
                Pointed Teeth; Tall Hat; Eyes, that Devour, with FRIGHT! 
                Despite the loss, of the Film's Can, 
                Like, the too early loss, of THE MAN, 
                We, all, know the Span, of What LON DONE AFTER MIDNIGHT! 

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
              TIMMY & THE BARON & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!   

[tv horror]

There was a horror director named Tod,
Who thought that carnie people were near to God,
He treated them with grace,
While others were a disgrace,
Even before they broke ranks and pitched into a sod.


I salute the cast of Freaks the real beautiful people. I have always found it to be a poignant love letter of a film. 


Welcome LonChaney to the Limerick thread

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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               Welcome, To LON CHANEY, THE MAN, Of VERSATILE FACE,
               THE UMA began, with Your Work; Now, quite, a Cyber-Place,
               Despite Multitudinous MONSTERS, galore,
               Their best origins were YOURS, of Yore,
               I believe, that, you're listed, amongst my Friends, on MySpace!

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
              TIMMY & THE BARON & LON, SR. & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                   FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER awoke, and, "went, for a walk",
                   To help his Friend, YGOR, by "cleaning the Jury's clocks",
                   One, by one, "He done them in"
                   Murder, most foul; a Mortal Sin,
                   'Til WOLF saved his Son and gave the MONSTER his knocks!

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                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
              TIMMY & THE BARON & BORIS & BELA & FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD-D!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Junior wanted to follow his Father's dream,
But his time came as the Wolfman gathered steam,
Lon Sr may have created the Phantom and other strange roles,
So together they played a variety of great horror as likeminded souls,
What a World of monsters and fools they left this father and Son team.