WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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          LIMERICK MAGIC happens, Here, a LOT,
          Even, if: "YOU DON'T KNOW SQUAT!"
          Limericks are RIDDLE-Y,
          Not, unlike, BO DIDDLEY;
          The BEST, of Them, cannot be BOUGHT!

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                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           SEPTEMBER 22nd, Starts The New AUTUMN,
           TIME, Left, if, You've, not, yet, BOUGHT 'EM;
           To The COSTUME STORE!
           For MONSTERS, GALORE!
           The ZOMBIES, Abound! FRESH, or, ROTTEN!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

We cried when the Zombies came to town.
They turned happy smiles to a frown.
The Mummy had a plan,
And called the Klu Klux Klan.
Giving them a choice to hang or drown.

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            As this Last Day, of Summer, CLOSES,
            Shorter days add, to Our NEUROSES,
            We dread Longer NIGHTS,
            More, Hours, for Their BITES;
            With the Fiendish Curse, It, DISCLOSES!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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               TODAY IS, The FIRST DAY, Of FALL,
               As MONSTER-KIDS, Let's, REJOICE, Y'ALL;
               We'll Vent HAPPY SPLEEN,
               Up, to ALL-HALLOW'S E'EN;
               With MASKS & COSTUMES, from The MALL!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a burley wolfman named Mack.
Who said 'i really need a hardy snack'.
A zombie won't do,
They are hard to chew.
Maybe I'll just roast a tender young yak.

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               THE WEREWOLVES Attacked THE UNDEAD,
               Tearing, off, LIMBS, Biting, off, HEADS;
               No, time, to SHOUT,
               'Twas a Total ROUTE;
               Two SURVIVORS, shivering, under My BED!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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           TODAY, is The BIRTHDAY, of GENERAL TERRY,
           He got a Set, of FANGS, from the TOOTH FAERIE;
           From VAMPIRES, CULLED,
           & WEREWOLVES, of OLD;
           When, IN, looks, like, the GIBB Kin, named BARRY!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

The leprechauns picked up a new drone.
They few it over a danger zone.
It was a great bargain,
Bought in Killargon.
To knock the zombie queen of her throne.

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           FRANKENSTEIN Whistled a Very, Old, TUNE,
           On His Midnight stroll, 'neath The FULL MOON;
           WEREWOLVES, ABOUT,
           Too, CALM, to SHOUT;
           His Music Charmed, Them, out, on the DUNES!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

There once was a vampire named Mickey.
When it came it victims, he was picky.
They had to be lean.
And so very clean.
Or he won't even give them a hickey.

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            TWO ZOMBIES were Eating a CLOWN.
            "Strangest Meal, I've, ever, FOUND!"
            "I'd tend, to AGREE,
            It Tastes, FUNNY, to ME;
            Especially, His NOSE! It's, So, ROUND!"

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                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

[Flower]

The Mummy said "Put away your purse."
"You can not buy off my ancient curse"
"Don't call  out for Rover."
"Your plush life is over."
A doctor won't help, nor would a nurse.

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            A SWAMP MONSTER, made, out, of WOOD,
            Attacked the SMALL VILLAGE, Not, GOOD!
            Their Treat was a TRICK,
            Dropped, a Ton, of BRICK;
            Perfect Trap & Fire, Set, just, as, it, SHOULD!

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                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.

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        WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead  (Read 268,680 times)

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               THE LUCK, OF THE IRISH, is, quite, FICKLE,
               Ofttimes, NOT, Worth a PLUGGED NICKLE;
               The HIDEOUS TRUTH:
               Plant a BABY RUTH;
               It turns, up, Not, as a Potato, but, a PICKLE!

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                             EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON TIMOTHEUS & BARONESS BETH & FRIENDS, GOO-OO-ODD, B.G.G.