WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

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He was always a quick witted friend,
Fully armed and ready to defend,
His humour was outright fun,
Although at times sometimes a cruel pun,
Would slip in but never to offend.

In honour of our UMA brother Don aka Uncula.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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Re: WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead <<Reply #1366 on: January 09, 2011, 03:40:53 AM >>

         THE SHADOW OF DEATH    A Limerick!!
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         As I walked through the Shadow of Death
         My thoughts were gone, my sight even less
         But He blessed me and saw me through
         As I  knew that He could do
         Do I praise Him?  A resounding YES!
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     The children of the night.  What music they make!
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        UNCULA was, one, of our Best LIMERICK SAGES,
        Miss him, we shall, as we add, to these PAGES;
        His Spirit LIVES, ON,
        Like, LON, Never, GONE;
        DON Thrives, EVERNOW, on HEAVENLY WAGES!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

I never met him, yet I knew him I did
He was uncle to every monster kid
Though he is now Heaven-Kissed
On Earth Don will ever be missed
He has oft made me smile; yes he did

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           There, once, was an Evil Clown, from HOBOKEN,
           A Family Cast-off {for, he, really, was HOBO KIN};
           So, he took his REVENGE,
           On all Homeless MEN;
           He called them: "HOBO-WANABES!" & "HAS-BEEN!"

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       THE CREATURE swam, out, from his Underwater CAVE,
       To engage, in battle, with his human nemesis, BRAVE:
       Over a Woman, they FOUGHT,
       THE CREATURE, CAUGHT;
       By a Mortal Wound, slipped, away, to a Watery GRAVE.

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         COUNT DRACULA'S Body reformed, out, of ASHES,
         Able, to decipher Morse Code's Dots & DASHES;
         This latest, of His Arcane TRICKS,
         Appeared, as a NERVOUS TICKS;
         Drove RENFIELD Bats, watching DRAC'S LASHES!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       DR. JEKYLL had ordered an ample dinner, for TWO,
       Anticipating another "Visit", from "YOU-KNOW-WHO";
       He'd grown very WISE,
       To expect a "SURPRISE!";
       Knowing, HYDE would dine, then, refuse, to pay the bill, TOO!

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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           PRINCE KHARIS and IM-HOTEP played CARDS,
           The Prize: a Coffin, which belonged, to ALUCARD;
           He was, down, for The COUNT,
           So, THE MUMMIES were BLUNT:
           "STRIP POKER; The Loser, his Wrappings, DISCARD!"

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                                 EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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    I find April, the 15th, to be, really, quite, TAXING,
    I'd, much, rather, hear Dear, Olde, DRAC SING;
    He's, not, much, of a LOOKER,
    Like, that BLOOD-SUCKING HOOKER;
    DRAC'S bite; quite, painless; IRS, my wallet, doth STING.

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                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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   There, once, was an Odd GHOST, from JAPAN,
   Who claimed, to be GODZILLA'S Biggest FAN,
   He'd viewed, all, of the MOVIES,
   Proclaimed them: "Quite GROOVY!"
   Then, he'd go, back, and, watch them, AGAIN!

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                     EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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       I'm, quite, happy, as you've learned, to write LIMERICKS,
       Any MONSTER, FAMOUS, or, not, will do; take your PICK!
       If, I'm, Maudlin, or, quite, SOLEMN,
       I'll rhapsodize, about DER GOLEM;
       As a Lark, my Creative Spark composes an Ode, to MAVERICK!

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                                   EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.         

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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          'Twas a MONSTER, who spoke GOBBLE-DE-GOOK;
          All, of the other MONSTERS, thought him, a KOOK!
          The UMA Troops will be ELATED,
          To Realize, we're, all, RELATED;
          We're his Off-Spring; into the Mirror, take a LOOK!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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        A VAMPIRE "Wannabe" stood, in the Wal-Mart AISLE,
        Sharpening her teeth, with an stolen, new, NAIL-FILE;
        Caught & Busted, for her CRIME,
        I hear, that, she's "DOING TIME";
        She's grown, long, in the Tooth, but, you should see her SMILE!

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                                  EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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         UNCLE FORRY, as a VAMPYR, arose, unaware, where he was, AT,
         Realizing, that, his grave had been accursed, by a BLACK CAT!
         He tried, out, his power, of FLIGHT,
         Transformed, soon, after MID-NIGHT;
         With swoops & swirls, bit many girls; his nick-name is "ACK-RO-BAT"!

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                                        EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS BETH, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[Crazy1van]

Kavik the Wolf Boy set out to hunt undead
Because ghosts and vampires are the things that he dreads
He traveled far to impale 'em
And he wound up in Salem
Massachusetts, now he lives here instead!