WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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                Job, and, Marriage, lessen my available time,
                Currently, to spend my beleaguered dime,
                On Preps, for Conventions;
                Yet, my Comprehension,
                Is, that, soon, enough, I'll return, in Forms, most fine!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[tv horror]

With the draconian measures that he has used,
Our dear Baron cannot be defused,
So if he takes a rest,
Then it is for the best,
Leaving us all the more confused.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             A LIMERICK a day keeps the Baron off E-Bay,
             Such treasures, they don't sell, by night or day,
             Instead, he robs the Candy Store,
             To sweetly spin his tales, of Gore;
             It rots the Brains, of ZOMBIES, so, he can dine some more!

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                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
       TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G. 

[Crazy1van]

If eBay's your poison, you are not alone
Many times I spent paychecks on swag for my home
But it must be avoided
Now that I'm unemployed
So I just browse through stuff I already own

[long live kong]

  Ebay is a place that breeds temptation,
  I've spent more pounds than I care to mention,
  on nostalgic treasures,
  and guilty pleasures,
  hoarded safely 'til I reach my pension!

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[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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            There, once, was a WEREWOLF, named IVAN,
            Who, by all reports, is, as CRAZY, as I am,
            He'd add LIMERICKS, on occasion,
            Most consider them, "home invasion",
            To add, to the equation, they, all, taste, like SPAM!

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
  TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Yes my poems are like home invasion
Maybe its best I take so many vacations
But what no one will guess
still I sadly must confess
In '89 I was a California Raisin

It was for a county fair that one time
I got onstage to help a buddy of mine
I wore a stuffed Hefty bag and some tights,
a skull cap, face paint, and gloves of white,
and performed "Heard it through the grapevine!"

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              EGADS! Our Brother, IVAN, is a GRAPE,
              Before he was a WEREWOLF, or, APE,
              Shriveled and PURPLE,
              Sweet, as Maple SURPLE,
              But, so BIG, that, he busted the TAPE!

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                          EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              This Day, once, brought us Joy; a Child's Birth,
              JOHN LENNON, for a Time, of very great Worth,
              His Gift, of Music and Love,
              Reflected Light, from Above,
              Today, he'd be 70; taken, too soon, from Earth.

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                            EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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             In Twenty-One Days, 'twill be the REASON,
             Why, we celebrate our Special SEASON;
             At ALL-HALLOWS'-E'EN,
             I paint my skin, GREEN;
             More Make-up Magic... I'm FRANKENSTEIN'S "SON"!

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                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
   TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

With the Halloween season coming we are fully booked,
Spreading limerick's among the thread but not overlooked,
While the Baron sits looking so smug,
He can report having had a great fan hug,
Yet seeing his face painted green would leave me truly spooked.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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     There, once, was a HUNCHBACK, named QUASIMODO,
     Who got, really, "honked off", at CLAUDE DOM FROLLO;
     When push came, to shove,
     CLAUDE fell, from above;
     Avenging ESMERALDA'S death, QUASIMODO'S, soon, would FOLLOW.

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                                EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[packy120353]

There once was a poor Exorcist
Who wished his car had been blessed.
He forgot to pay,
it got towed away,
And ironically REPOSSESSED!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

  ~~~ ~~~  AND, THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HIM! ~~~ ~~~

                There is a UMA TROOPER, PAUL, called PACKY,
                Who contributes LIMERICKS, by the STACKY;
                The CLASSIC MONSTERS, he glorifies,
                Like, DRAC, FRANK, and, Their BRIDES,
                Yet, his BRAIN is, still, ABBIE-NORMAL-LY WACKY!


~~~ ~~~  AND, THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HIM! ~~~ ~~~

                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

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              He was a Dark and Stormy Knight,
              Who, UNDEAD, packed a terrible Bite;
              Left a Trail, of Tears and Blood,
              Across TRANSYLVANIA'S Mud,
              VLAD, The Impaler, who loved, to Fight!

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                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.