WARNING:Irish Limericks Ahead

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

        ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~

             This Forbidden Topic, which, all, approach, with DREAD:
             Succinctly, put: "WARNING: Irish Limericks Ahead"!
             This Mad List, of CRIMES,
             Now, (Read 25050 times),
             Requires the Stomach, of a ZOMBIE,&, The Heart, of an UNDEAD!

        ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~
                                       EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Frosty and Rudolph had high expectations
when they headed south for a family vacation
But they needed to get back up north
before the final firework fired on the Fourth
Even magickal snowmen in July come with an expiration

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

  ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

           Through the 4th, of July, Our Friend, FROSTY, didst MUDDLE, 
           Until, all, that remained, was his fast-evaporating PUDDLE, 
           "No Sweat!" Saith HE; 
           And, "Look, Ma!"... no BVD!
           At THE NORTH POLE, his Bride died, of FROST-BITE, with no-one, to CUDDLE!

~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
                                           EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

        ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~

              THE WEREWOLF OF LONDON, they shot;
              Unsure, if it was DR. GLENDON, or, not,
              The Inspector aimed, true;
              What, else, could he do?
              The Good Doctor, now, rests, in His Family's Plot.

        ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[Crazy1van]

Poor Wilford the Werewolf was scary
but he was forgotten when viewers saw Larry
Even though he came first
Universal treated him worst
Probably 'cuz he wasn't as hairy

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

               WILFRED, The WEREWOLF, I remember, as being, mildly, SCARY,
               Nothing, compared, to our Incomparable LYCANTHROPE, LARRY,
               Our WILL was, howe'er, of a POP Musical Bent,
               More, Singing, than Howling, where'er, he went,
               Reminded me, of an early version, o' The BROTHER GIBB, named, BARRY!

~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~
                                               EXANIMO EVERNOW,
                TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[long live kong]

Two zany Yankees went trotting the globe,
with little respect for the backpackers code.
The locals weren't nice,
but gave sound advice;
"Beware the moon, and stick to the road!!"

~~~~~~~~~~~


In murky waters true romance was made,
Gill-Man's love for the dame wouldn't fade.
This new girl was nice,
but she wouldn't suffice,
He missed his first love, the Fiji Mermaid!!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

        ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~

                    There, once, was a UMA TROOPER,
                    Who wasn't a PARTY POOPER;
                    Like, LAMOUR, in SARONG,
                    I say: "LONG LIVE KONG!",
                    For providing 2 LIMERICKS, so SUPER!

        ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
                              EXANIMO EVERNOW,
TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Glendon the werewolf is the one that I would pitch,
He seemed to play the creature without a hitch,
With being animalistic in his thespian approach,
From his gut came a growl that none could poach,
So it's a head's up which werewolf I would ditch.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

      ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~

              It bodes, this Seventh Month, on its Seventh Day,
              That, Summer's scorching heat, is, in full sway;
              Stand, still, and, swelter,
              Sweating, Helter-Skelter,
              Or, Join, in Cool-Crypt Shelter, The MONSTERS, of THE UMA!

      ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
                                      EXANIMO EVERNOW,
         TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

      ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~

          These IRISH LIMERICKS are written, by A{Shriveled, Shrunken}Head!
          MAX'S nearest Cousin; the reason, why, 'tis 25,296 times, read;
          He, like, LON CHANEY, SR., is a Master, of Disguise,
          TIM, IVAN, TV HORROR, KONG, are, just, some, of his Lies,
          He rests, by day; by night, he bays, to fill your hearts, with DREAD!!!!

      ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
                                         EXANIMO EVERNOW,
        TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Oh no we've been discovered and outed,
He found out our secret and had it flouted,
Is there to be no peaceful rest,
From this limerick spouting pest,
Alas and alack the baron shouted.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

  ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~

          Shame on me; a WEREWOLF, too unruly and old, to mind;
          Spilling MONSTERDOM'S Beast-kept Secrets; so unkind!
          Too late, now, this ruptured fence, to mend,
          Restoring, by means, Alchemical, Fiend, to Friend,
          How will these LIMERICKS end? I, too am, of TWO MINDS!

~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~
                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~

            In continual effort, of trying, "to keep, up, with The JONESES",
            I'm, in MONSTERDOM'S Closet, rattling Skeleton's BONESES;
            From VAMPIRE, to GHOST, to MUMMY,
            {I confess, some, of them, are CRUMMY},
            Yet, I get, off my BUMMY, to ensure our LIMERICKS keep their THRONESES!

~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~
                                    EXANIMO EVERNOW,
     TIMMY, THE BARON & BARONESS, &, FRIENDS, GOO-O-OODD!, B.G.G.

[tv horror]

Yikes we just had a very close escape,
For the Baron has been doing swirling his cape,
He claims to be centuries old yet is on his toes,
Investigating our shrunken head one of many low blows,
However we'll forgive him has it was a very close scrape,