Worst Vampires in film history...Discussion

Started by Dr.Teufel Geist, August 06, 2010, 06:36:27 PM

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Sean

Dracula Dead and Loving it is bearable if only because of the chick who plays Lucy.  Yabba Dabba! ;)




You know... because... of her nice clothes and all.... ::)

Drew Bludd

Funny. I never put Brad Pitt in the same class of douchey, pretty boy actors as Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise.

Brad Pitt made Inglorious Basterds, Johnny Suede, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Seven... He never makes a movie where he's playing a pretty boy and he never makes romantic comedies.

This guy is more in the class of George Clooney and Johnny Depp (pre-Disney Depp. I'm talking Fear and Loathing, Edward Scissorhands, Dead Man Depp)



Unknown Primate

Quote from: RedKing on October 17, 2010, 03:47:29 PM
LOL-How true how true! Unfortunately my wife loves Twilight. I can not stand it, I so wish Christopher Lee would show up as Dracula and just kill everyone! My 15 year old son asked me if I thought vampire movies were scary and I told him, only when the vampires sparkle!

Several years back, I was watching the Dennis Miller show on HBO or something, and he started harpin' on Marilyn Manson and some other entertainers.  He said something about " I wish Christopher Lee would show up backstage at a Manson show and make him S*** his leotard ;D!! "
" Perhaps he dimly wonders why, there is no other such as I. "

Scatter

Quote from: Unknown Primate on October 28, 2010, 02:53:04 PM
Several years back, I was watching the Dennis Miller show on HBO or something, and he started harpin' on Marilyn Manson and some other entertainers.  He said something about " I wish Christopher Lee would show up backstage at a Manson show and make him S*** his leotard ;D!! "

HA!! I love Dennis Miller!
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I am the Female Dracula

Sorry? Did I hear Twilight mentioned?

I'm sorry to break it to you. They're not vampires. They're fairies. And, in all honesty, Stephenie Meyer's fantasy world were she gets a hot boy who never ages.

I've read them all, but still- they just don't count.
"Supernatural? Perhaps. Baloney? Perhaps not. There are many things under the sun...."

Dr.Teufel Geist

Quote from: I am the Female Dracula on November 18, 2010, 02:00:52 PM
Sorry? Did I hear Twilight mentioned?

I'm sorry to break it to you. They're not vampires. They're fairies. And, in all honesty, Stephenie Meyer's fantasy world were she gets a hot boy who never ages.

I've read them all, but still- they just don't count.

hey!..what they do in their personal life....  lol 

I am the Female Dracula

Quote from: Dr.Teufel Geist on November 18, 2010, 07:30:36 PM
hey!..what they do in their personal life....  lol 

I didn't mean they were gay! I just meant they might as well grow wings and be tinkerbell.
"Supernatural? Perhaps. Baloney? Perhaps not. There are many things under the sun...."

Opera Ghost

Quote from: I am the Female Dracula on November 19, 2010, 02:09:08 PM
I didn't mean they were gay! I just meant they might as well grow wings and be tinkerbell.

Pay no mind. We know that. Just Doc, doing his thing
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Dr.Teufel Geist

Quote from: I am the Female Dracula on November 19, 2010, 02:09:08 PM
I didn't mean they were gay! I just meant they might as well grow wings and be tinkerbell.

yeh, I know...I meant they were gay... lol

it's a sad world, when I have to explain my jokes  :o

Dr. Madd

Dr Madd on twilight: Brokeback Mountain for Goths.
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Undeadlegend

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marsattacks666

Dracula 2000....................F*****G Horrible!!! Not to mention
any of the Twilight films, From Dusk till Dawn sequels. Wow, there
are so many!!!
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Dr.Teufel Geist

I just watched 15 minutes of the worse vampire movie ever...dont know the crappy name, but Sid Haig played a vampire with snub-nosed fangs...

Scatter

I've got "30 Days Of Night" queued up on Comcast On Demand. Should I bother??
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Opera Ghost

Quote from: Scatter on December 03, 2010, 06:41:09 PM
I've got "30 Days Of Night" queued up on Comcast On Demand. Should I bother??

YES
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BaronLatos35

Quote from: Scatter on December 03, 2010, 06:41:09 PM
I've got "30 Days Of Night" queued up on Comcast On Demand. Should I bother??

30 Days is vicious Scatter...highly recommended...
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