Unknown Primate.........M.I.A.

[Scatter]

OK, as his friends know, U.P. has been having computer issues, which is why he has been absent of late. He can check in once in a blue moon with his lovely wife's computer at work, but that's it.

So, lest he think we've forgotten him, I'm setting up this thread to send messages to our official UMA Missing Link.Post your Monkey Missive here.......well wishes, fond remembrances, slightly off-color jokes at his expense.........let your imagination run wild.

Personally, I think the computer story may be a cover, and he's run off to join a Rasta cult.

[charp13]

Awwwww, I miss his wonderful photos of his family and his stories of fun and frolic. U.P.- You have a way more exciting life than I do, and you're always going to festivals or getting something new! Now what am I supposed to do? Who will take your place, temporarily of course? Who will fix your computer? AGGGGGH- What do we do?  I'm telepathically sending you good wishes and a refreshed computer--------------------------OK- You can still join a Rasta Cult, but post some photos of your new look!

[Unknown Primate]

Hey Mon!  De Yoopy iss diggin' on dis tread, mon!  I'll be back ass soon ass de smoke clears!

[Scatter]

Hey Mon!  De Yoopy iss diggin' on dis tread, mon!  I'll be back ass soon ass de smoke clears!

LOL!! Finally, the truth comes out!!

[Wicked Lester]

I sent Mark a P.M a day or two ago wondering about his whereabouts and got a reply back today.
Glad it's only a comp issue.

[Fester]

Hey Mon!  De Yoopy iss diggin' on dis tread, mon!  I'll be back ass soon ass de smoke clears!

So . . . you are saying, somehow you got smoke up somewhere?

EEwwwwww!

[BaronLatos35]

Wassup UP!

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

I heard he ran off to join a Punk Rock group called  "Six Sick Simians"

[ChattyLMS]

Hurry up, UP!  I miss your monkeyshines!

[marsattacks666]

Still waiting on the MONSTER ROOM.  In my best California valley girl dialect.....
......... Cume bock ssoooonnnnnn!!!!!!

[Opera Ghost]

Wasn't there a Sasquatch sighting in the news recently?

[Scatter]

Wasn't there a Sasquatch sighting in the news recently?

Yes.........in Scotland.

[Opera Ghost]

Yes.........in Scotland.

ROTFLMAO

[Dr.Teufel Geist]

Yes.........in Scotland.

* Dr.Teufel Geist bows to the master

LOL   

[Unknown Primate]

The U.P.D.F. (Unknown Primate Defense Federation) has just reported that an "Unknown Primate" has been spotted in cyberspace (finally).  All photos taken of him have been blurry, however.