Bloody Hair Hunks! In FMoF? Obscure question...

[ChrisW]

I bought one of these from a scalper once.

[rimshot] Ba-Doom - Tissss!!![/rimshot]

[ChrisW]

Funny... along this line I was at a co-worker's desk yesterday when I saw a plastic bag with what looked like hair in it. It was ...disturbing.
Come to find out, she had her long hair cut, and donated the shorn locks to an organization that collects hair to make wigs for children undergoing cancer therapy. I commended her on her charitable nature...but it still looked creepy!

[Mike Scott]

Wow, he looks like he's from Beavis & Butthead

Hu-huh hu-huh hu-huh hu-huh! He said "butt"!

[Unknown Primate]

Thanks so much, Mike, for making my nightmare come true!  Seriously, now I'm thinking about making my own version of this hirsute chunk of bloody flesh!

If I had never discovered the awesome Universal Monster Army, I would never be reliving this ad that has stayed on my mind for 40 or so years!  Can't wait to tell my wife...  well, maybe not!

[Monster Bob]

Pulling practical jokes like that, I'll bet George Stover got his ass kicked a few times!

Bloody hair hunks in the butter dish?!

[CreepysFan]

  Imagine putting one in the wife's hairbrush, and maybe a few drops of fake blood on the counter near it.

[Unknown Primate]

You guys are giving me some interesting ideas...