UMA Toys Come Alive!

[MegoZéDoCaixão]

Atenção meus amigos do brinquedo! Now is time to come forward and be known. I had doubt at first, but the humans want to hear us speak! I already know I am not alone, for have already met one amigo, the Tomland Mummy. Also have seen the photo of the Frankenstein toys defending against the human. Muito boa! Certain, there must be others who want to speak here also?

[MegoGlennStrange]

Muh...Muh...Master... Humans bad.. short fat one pretend be my master... other human set me on fire... fire bad... what we do first?

[TomlandMummy]

I think we should try to be friends with the humans.  There is no reason to antagonize them.  We should try to understand them.  If we reach out to them, they will respond in kind.

[raycastile]

Ah, good.  All the little plastic toys are properly segregated in their own little thread, just the way God intended.  Now please stay out of the human threads.  Thank you.

[MageCoffinJoe]

Eu estou vivo.

[MageCoffinJoe]

Deus não existe.

[MageCoffinJoe]

Somente eu existo.

[MageCoffinJoe]

Destrua todos os humanos!

[MegoZéDoCaixão]

MegoGlennStrange, is sad to hear you have been hurt by the humans. Is wrong to make toys suffer for the delight of the giant ones! You must not listen to our friend, Senhor Tomland Mummy. He thinks the humans can learn to understand us, but he is naïve. In truth, humans have always been cruel to toys, encasing us in plastic bubbles and boxes so we cannot breathe, and then delivering us into the hands of little humans who made us do silly things, and sometimes even hurt us! My amigo, there is no other answer. You must go to punish the evil humans who have done wrong to you. Show to them that you will not be afraid of them, that you will be their slave no more. And if you succeed, return here with proof of the carnage for to show the other humans that we will not allow to be treated badly!

[MegoZéDoCaixão]

Destrua todos os humanos!

Eh, que é este acima? Quem é este brinquedo estranho? Eu sou Zé do Caixão! Você escuta? Mim! Um outro Zé do Caixão não existe!

[MegoZéDoCaixão]

Eu sou quem destruirá os humanos! Você não está aqui! Você não existe...

[MegoZéDoCaixão]

Concordo com você muito. E você tem unhas muito bom...
Arrrgh...que eu estou dizendo? Eu sou o verdadeiro Zé do Caixão! Esse outro Zé do Caixão irá morrer!

[Nicole]

I agree with the cute little Tomland Mummy. Human or toy, there's no reason to fight with one another. Reacting with violence never solves anything.