Another Day With Ray

[fmofmpls]

My friend Raymond has overcome many obstacles in life. Few people know that he was born a hunchback.



With the miracles of modern medicine, and Raymond's relentless will to conquer his malformity, he now stands straight as a board and ready to take on new challenges.



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[fmofmpls]

When Coffin Ray isn't busy gouging out womens' eyes with his razor sharp fingernails, he enjoys fishing for catfish down by the river. Here is a rare and candid shot of Coffin Ray sans cape and top hat. Max Cheney is manning the boat.

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Ach, Laddies,
... 'Twas me greatest fear... everyone knows, that, THE DRUNKEN SEVERED HEAD ain't capable, o' rowin' no boat! - He ain't got both oars in the water! I'd say, that, RAY was in good hands, but, the truth is a punch-line, that would turn this place into a bowling alley!
... Like the song says: "He ain't heavy, he's my rudder"... if he was heavy, he'd be my anchor, instead!
... I'm confused, about another indelicate 'talent', of our inimitable MAX, when he "uses the head", is he using his head?!
... Inquiring minds, really, have no interest, in knowing, but, the image, now, seared, into our collective unconscious, BURNS!!!!!
JUNE, WE HARDLY KNEW YA!
JULY, LIKE A RUG?!
BORING FUN WOOL-FSTY-NNN

[fmofmpls]

This woman just dared to tell Ray that she disliked his Tomland Mummy card. Now she will rely on a seeing-eye dog for the rest of her life. There will be no further problems in distinguishing reproductions from originals.

[Meek]

    Oh---I thought this fair maiden was applying "Fluckers Jam" to her eyes as a beauty aid because you know---with a name like *"Fluckers" its got to be great jam.

     *Not to be confused with "Dog Vomit", "Monkey Puss" or "10,000 Nuns & Orphans" jams.


    "Meek"

  ("10,000 Nuns & Orphans, what's so bad about that? They were all eaten by rats.")

[The Drunken Severed Head]

Few people know that Raymond once escaped from an insane asylum by way of a little used tunnel for transporting bowling balls into the asylum's 2nd floor therapeutic bowling alley, but here's the proof!

[BARON TIMOTHEUS BGG]

Meek writ: Oh---I thought this fair maiden was applying "Fluckers Jam" to her eyes as a beauty aid because you know---with a name like *"Fluckers" its got to be great jam.
*Not to be confused with "Dog Vomit", "Monkey Puss" or "10,000 Nuns & Orphans" jams.
("10,000 Nuns & Orphans, what's so bad about that? They were all eaten by rats.")
"Meek"
... Nor, confused, with MAX'S TOE-JAM! BRRRURRRRGGGHHH!{PETER LORRE'S Raven Incarnation saying, "How vomitable!"
... Poor Dear is FLUCKY, to be ALIVE! Looks like RAY assisted her, and, drove the Jam a bit too far into her eyes...
... RAY KILLED ME!... I got better...
EXANIMO EVERNOW,
BARON GUDAZGNU Von WOLFSTEIN, B.G.G.