what were you in a past life?

[Monster Bob]

A Jewish businessman.

[CreepysFan]

 In one of my lives, I was a Doll Maker (Voodoo dolls that is).

[tv horror]

Hey Preyer, do you mean to say that Daisy was FAKING IT!!!!!

[preyer]

if you got that hunk of wood to quack, then, sir, you are a better duck than i.

[tv horror]

Wait! Are we talking about Pinocchio or daisy here.

[preyer]

well, duck decoys are usually chunks of wood modelled to look like ducks.... i guess you coul make a decoy out of spam, but i reckon that would be hard to paint.